FML : Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned...

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dinosaur / Monday 10 January 2011 10:35 / Australia

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By Dejaay | 2

#1951480 - Monday 10 January 2011 16:09

Wow, where did you find this guy, clumsy.com?

By disco2466 | 8

#1951458 - Monday 10 January 2011 16:05

hope you atleast punched him back for it

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By disco2466 | 8

#1951458 - Monday 10 January 2011 16:05

hope you atleast punched him back for it

shtoof | 7

#6092509 - Saturday 18 October 2014 12:06

Naaaa it's deserving of at least a dropkick to the face

By josieB666 | 0

#1951463 - Monday 10 January 2011 16:06

hah!

By Dejaay | 2

#1951480 - Monday 10 January 2011 16:09

Wow, where did you find this guy, clumsy.com?

Phustercluck | 11

#1951518 - Monday 10 January 2011 16:15

Holy shit that's a good one!

By yeahiknow0 | 0

#1951490 - Monday 10 January 2011 16:11

Fail! :P

By hadi_brown | 0

#1951502 - Monday 10 January 2011 16:13

lmao hard luck... FYL

By 122333 | 0

#1951504 - Monday 10 January 2011 16:13

ha good one #3. well sucks to be you.

By Insane_Tea | 14

#1951525 - Monday 10 January 2011 16:17

He's a keeper! ;)

By Iwantskittles | 0

#1951580 - Monday 10 January 2011 16:30

dump him!

ICaughtFire | 4

#1951637 - Monday 10 January 2011 16:51

If course, because that's the solution for every boyfriend related FML. Duh. -.-

By Yes_I_Own_It | 0

#1951611 - Monday 10 January 2011 16:42

At least he didn't bust your poop sack! what?you guys don't have poop sacks??? Bonnie!!!!!! :)

By RedPillSucks | 31

#1951685 - Monday 10 January 2011 17:07

What a klutz

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