By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
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chanellgymnast 17

If you were about to sneeze, why didn't you pull away from kissing him.....?

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Paras_800 27

I would love to be there when you explain what happened to the doctor.

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MELKOZAR 27

You should probably be more careful of where you sneeze.

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chinaski7628 32

Sometimes they sneak up on you and you don't have a lot of control over it... Especially during allergy season.

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DeadHorseman 11

it's not that hard to turn your head to the side

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dinosxxrawr 22

this might be your superpower:O

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dipsheep 11

you probably should deal with this head on

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jentrynicole 20

I hope you both feel better, OP. And I'm sure down the road you'll both laugh at this happenstance.

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LaLince 40

not the kind of head he was expecting..

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Hildy93 21

That is totally 100 percent your fault and you deserve every bit of it

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Cads1 24

Got to love rough sex!

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chanellgymnast 17

If you were about to sneeze, why didn't you pull away from kissing him.....?

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Dillyduzit 23

That's what I was thinking! You can usually feel sneezes coming a few seconds beforehand.

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sophiehelen 32

Most the time you do but you do get surprise ones where the feeling goes then out of nowhere you sneeze. Or maybe she had moved but it was that powerful lol

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werewolf_babe 16

People stop with the puns lol Also OP could you not feel the sneeze coming on? I'm not saying either of you deserved it but usually you scrunch up your face when you're about to sneeze ._.

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Paras_800 27

I would love to be there when you explain what happened to the doctor.

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