By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
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If you were about to sneeze, why didn't you pull away from kissing him.....?

I would love to be there when you explain what happened to the doctor.

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You should probably be more careful of where you sneeze.

Sometimes they sneak up on you and you don't have a lot of control over it... Especially during allergy season.

it's not that hard to turn your head to the side

dinosxxrawr 22

this might be your superpower:O

you probably should deal with this head on

jentrynicole 20

I hope you both feel better, OP. And I'm sure down the road you'll both laugh at this happenstance.

not the kind of head he was expecting..

That is totally 100 percent your fault and you deserve every bit of it

Got to love rough sex!

If you were about to sneeze, why didn't you pull away from kissing him.....?

Dillyduzit 23

That's what I was thinking! You can usually feel sneezes coming a few seconds beforehand.

Most the time you do but you do get surprise ones where the feeling goes then out of nowhere you sneeze. Or maybe she had moved but it was that powerful lol

werewolf_babe 16

People stop with the puns lol Also OP could you not feel the sneeze coming on? I'm not saying either of you deserved it but usually you scrunch up your face when you're about to sneeze ._.

I would love to be there when you explain what happened to the doctor.