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alex_jaguara
| 29
Should have told her whales aren't known to be cannibalistic.
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RichardPencil
| 29
You're lying. A sperm whale or killer whale has the ability to eat her. It's more likely that a shark or Portuguese Man-O-War will kill her. That should calm her down.
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samsonity
| 5
Smooooooth talking
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alex_jaguara
| 29
Should have told her whales aren't known to be cannibalistic.
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RichardPencil
| 29
You're lying. A sperm whale or killer whale has the ability to eat her. It's more likely that a shark or Portuguese Man-O-War will kill her. That should calm her down.
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fjvitt
| 14
Tell her to krill....I mean chill...
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sirrubberduckie
| 35
Any comment to your girlfriend that contains "you're way larger than" is directly in the danger zone. You should have just told her you speak whale and could get her back out.
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tabby cat tidbit
| 9
krill is microscopic. you basically called her a supermodel. try that...