By JOTA - 7/10/2020 04:02 - New Zealand

Jonah begs to differ

Today, my girlfriend told me she was worried about being eaten by a whale while out kayaking on our holiday tour. I told her that she was way larger than whale food, and that it wouldn’t be interested in her. Now she is accusing me of trying to tell her "nicely" that she's fat. FML
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By  sirrubberduckie  |  35

Any comment to your girlfriend that contains "you're way larger than" is directly in the danger zone. You should have just told her you speak whale and could get her back out.