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Smart boyfriend. Irony is always funny :P
No. It's not. Irony is dangerous and it should be taken very seriously.
But the irony in your statement isn't, because it's ironic that you wrote a comment about irony saying that irony is always funny, yet the irony in your comment wasn't funny. How ironic.
Oh the irony. I'm bored. Going to go watch **** now.
25 - You go do that. I'll read more FML stories.
But nobody will go socialize... Sigh...
Socializing is for people who have a life...
I had a life once.. Overrated
**** life, we live to read about other people messing up in this thing called "life" pshh.
I used to have a life, then it got ******. Oh well..
We do have lives, our lives are reading about other peoples lives getting ****** up. It's the height of social involvement
Kill joy much?
Slam the first aid box on your boyfriends head.
What kind of asshole would do that he laughs a legit reason so you try to knock him out?
Correction: laugh so hard?
... So if we don't like what people say, we should wack them with things? Sounds mature...
...and remember kids, violence is ALWAYS the answer
That's like eating pills to stop food poisoning and you get even more food poisoning.
Yay first time I've seen the first 5 comments buried :).
I cut myself on a plaster wrapper once. Stupid paper cuts. :(
Look Mauskau, this isn't about you. Although some of us may be sorry about your cut,(and maybe some people even wanna give you a hug) this isn't your moment to shine in the FML Hall of Fails.
Other countries occasionally call band-aids "plasters"..
What did 4 do wrong? Band-aids are often wrapped in paper, and there's nothing wrong with briefly recalling something that happened to you to sympathize with OP. Why is this site becoming full of jerks?
Yes, the paper cuts are stupid.
I agree, why was his comment buried? Hes innocent! Innocent I tell you!
Where in this comment does it say plastic wrapper? A plaster is what Americans call 'band-aids'. Oh, and they are wrapped in paper.
I'm a she, thank you very much :P I was sympathising with OP as she felt the irony from the first aid box and I got a papercut from opening the PAPER(hence papercut) wrapper to a plaster/band-aid to put onto a larger cut. :p I didn't do anything wrong you don't have to be rude to everyone online just because you can -.-
So I guess it is true that Americans don't understand irony. Hmm.
OP! Are you also allergic to your allergy medication? You seem to be an irony magnet.
I'm sorry OP, that's ******* hilarious. If it were my husband in that situation, I'd be laughing my ass off too.
That's like using a band aid to heal a cut but somehow ur arm falling off, ok mayb a little exaggerated...
It is a very convenient object to hurt yourself with
Lol, well do you blame him?
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But the irony in your statement isn't, because it's ironic that you wrote a comment about irony saying that irony is always funny, yet the irony in your comment wasn't funny. How ironic.
I'm sorry OP, that's ******* hilarious. If it were my husband in that situation, I'd be laughing my ass off too.