Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
By Anonymous - /
Friday 10 April 2009 21:40 /
United States
JackTheRipper_fml
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I miss the old days.
Let's hope these new days don't suck.
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Well, apparently the staff here at FML did not like my interjections on the flow of their site. So I am now refined to acting like a normal human being, typing clean and clear comments. Easy enough, right? =/
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I'm JackTheRipper
AIM = s2jacktheripper
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
The thumb strikes back
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The return of the thumb
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Monday 23 March 2009 07:36 /
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Sunday 22 March 2009 10:38 /
United States