About Jacktheripper_fml
I miss the old days. Let's hope these new days don't suck. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, apparently the staff here at FML did not like my interjections on the flow of their site. So I am now refined to acting like a normal human being, typing clean and clear comments. Easy enough, right? =/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm JackTheRipper AIM = s2jacktheripper
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