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By blondie - 24/03/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

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By SexyQueen0905 - 17/05/2011 13:05

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

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By 352 - 18/04/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

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Beccabee 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:17

lol well if u weren't a dumb blond before...the impact of ur head to the wall might have changed that haha

Phillay632 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:17

Karma's a bitch. I'm sure he responded "...And you were saying?"

Comments

rachel13_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 15:40

Dumb blonde.

crazyivan 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 16:54

Haven't you ever heard the phrase correlation does not prove causation? You may be blonde and dumb but they don't necessarily cause each other.

haro_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 16:56

you're not dumb. just reeeaallly clumsy.

agent00phunk 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 17:26

Were you trying to convince HIM that you're not a dumb blond, or were you trying to convince yourself?

rose33red99 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 17:56

Seriously screaming gets you nowhere and it's annoying, calm down, think it through, and heck sometimes being blond helps, use it against him.

ccjero05 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 18:29

i hate when people make jokes like that, it's so obnoxious. don't date someone juvenile who says shit like that, he's a jerk.

clampy4x4 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 19:46

Just to let you know....screaming is a terrible way to try to convince someone.

hootersgirl09 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 19:53

Haha, girl I get that dumb blond shit all the time. I'm just like whatever, I let it go and let them think what they think. Besides, getting accepted into Stanford Law is just enough proof for me that I am not a dumb blonde. :]