FML : Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head...

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Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Clumsy Clumsy / Saturday 16 April 2016 16:27 / Canada - Spruce Grove

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By Welshite | 39

#6582155 - Sunday 17 April 2016 13:13

You aren't supposed to take "falling in love" and "head over heels" literally.

By feven | 32

#6582146 - Sunday 17 April 2016 13:03

So things didn't go as planned?

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By XxNekoLovexX | 26

#6582143 - Sunday 17 April 2016 13:01

Well...it'll be a funny story to tell your kids one day?

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elmacho | 7

#6582354 - Sunday 17 April 2016 20:01

if he remembers lol

By sirdannyboy1 | 20

#6582144 - Sunday 17 April 2016 13:02

Sorry to hear that, op. hope he gets better.

By feven | 32

#6582146 - Sunday 17 April 2016 13:03

So things didn't go as planned?

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brenton490 | 19

#6582307 - Sunday 17 April 2016 19:09

Not at all from looks of it assassination failed.

By kstephens2326 | 15

#6582147 - Sunday 17 April 2016 13:03

Awe that sucks...romantic gesture ruined

By ColonelCusswords | 24

#6582149 - Sunday 17 April 2016 13:05

So no sex then either or what?

By walid820014 | 20

#6582152 - Sunday 17 April 2016 13:09

What a shitty situation.

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cheeeksss | 29

#6582803 - Monday 18 April 2016 12:56

There was no mention of ass or fecal matter in this FML. Can you please not?

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UserError94 | 18

#6583230 - Tuesday 19 April 2016 0:50

Out of all the stupid and irritating "shitty situation" posts out there, this ones the only one that made me laugh. Mostly cause you're so upset by it lol

By ShortieRose | 27

#6582153 - Sunday 17 April 2016 13:10

a scar to always remind him of your love!

By Welshite | 39

#6582155 - Sunday 17 April 2016 13:13

You aren't supposed to take "falling in love" and "head over heels" literally.

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False_Stupidity | 41

#6582393 - Sunday 17 April 2016 21:04

You're not?

Damn, I've been doing it wrong!

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extrasnipes | 22

#6582433 - Sunday 17 April 2016 22:36

This is what he gets for telling people his girlfriend is a real knockout

By ItsJustAPrankBro | 2

#6582156 - Sunday 17 April 2016 13:15

At least you can say to your children that it was so romantic that you bowled him over and that he fell for you!

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PekaChu | 14

#6582387 - Sunday 17 April 2016 20:45

I love that ! Lol.

By Dawnoftime | 12

#6582159 - Sunday 17 April 2016 13:25

"the things I do for love!"-Courage

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GokuSS400 | 18

#6582750 - Monday 18 April 2016 9:46

I have no idea why you were down voted for this…because Courage the Cowardly dog is amazing

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