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  Eyeliner_fml  |  0

I might be wrong, but I don't think crabs is something to die of, maybe you got it from a public bathroom, you never really know so don't assume and shave your pubic hairs.

  Jaimegirl  |  7

At least you don't have lobsters...sorry I felt like making a crappy joke out of it haha. Sorry dude hope things work out in your future whatever that may be xD

  bubbywaldo  |  0

this is my favorite comment! because crabs are lice. and lice eggs are called nits. and in the old days, one way to insult people was to say they had the wit of a louse egg, I.e. a nitwit!

  shay1813  |  0

You can't get crabs from a public restroom unless once the person with crabs gets off you jump on the toilet right away. It can only survive without being on a host for a few seconds. Learned this in health class this year :)

By  Memoohhh  |  0

sexy (;

  nitewlf12  |  10

Dude I think she's saying the fucked up part is that this guy has never had sexual contact with anyone but his wife. That's sad. None at all? Damn. That's the real fml. Not the crabs.

  ileina  |  5

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

  Moobug  |  4

It's called conversation, 108. Communication is not just question and answer, nor is it simply inflicting your opinion on the rest of the world.

  radiocaf  |  29

That wasn't his point. He is referring to the possibility if his wife cheating on him, catching crabs and then giving them to him, although I'm sure they can be caught other ways too, like if she had headlice and performed other sexual acts on him.

  FreshSalad  |  1

The whole toilet seat thing is a myth. Crabs that fall off are either injured/dying or dead. Also, they can't grip onto the seat because of it's smooth surface and they just fall off.