Today, I had sex with a guy. As he was sleeping next to me, I checked his facebook messages and saw that he sent a message to one of his buddies asking what kind of lotion helps get rid of crabs. FML
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kracker9017
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I heard stabbing them with a fork was the most effective approach
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coolness_fml
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checking his messages isnt creepy stalker ex gf type shit
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thepokeduck
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earthruler
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Yea just to let you know, condoms dont prevent crabs or herpes in any way. They are transferred through skin to skin contact
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zac12345
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she realizes it, thus the hope, which I'm assuming means that it wouldn't matter but it helps for children and all. learned context clues in 2nd grade amirite?
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grobo555
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"Hookups with strangers are okay," if you're a whore.
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HenryFBP
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Do you even fucking know what crabs are? I mean, holt jumping fuckballs, I'm twelve and I already know that condoms don't protect against crabs.
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subiedude08
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Your an idiot you can still get crabs even if u have a condom on
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Crimson_Summer
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#113 Yes, but it's less likely if it was used correctly.
'The only 100% preventive method is abstinence!' xD
'The only 100% preventive method is abstinence!' xD
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fknhoe
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#113 you're* hate to be that guy but you're a tad hypocritical :)
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2random
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i hope u catch everything , u deserve it !
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Soniye
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Gee.. I guess everyone must "deserve it and catch everything" for having sex ... Seriously bro (miss) ? Grow up ..
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Miss_Whipped
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Not necessarily, but she did screw the guy and then go through his facebook messages afterward.
She should've at least had a conversation with him about it beforehand and also respected his privacy.
She should've at least had a conversation with him about it beforehand and also respected his privacy.
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MissMoonshine
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well that sucks about the crabs, but srsly... if you want a partner, learn how to respect their privacy!
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runmymouth
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...well he WAS a random guy.
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SEXMUFFIN21
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key word: "RANDOM"
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d_k_n_y_23
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Was his name Chad?
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kracker9017
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I heard stabbing them with a fork was the most effective approach
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lifeliketexture
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Maybe you should have paid attention in 6th grade sex ed class.
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jjluv456
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I just finished taking that
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cherry26272627
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So why are you on fml then?
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23lf
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I hope you are kidding
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Ultimate_Batman
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i never had sex ed in 6th grade
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gqduck
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avril2nite
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How can tying your tubes help you not get crabs? You make no sense.
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coolness_fml
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checking his messages isnt creepy stalker ex gf type shit