By DDD - 31/01/2009 15:04 - France

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Today, I had sex with a guy. As he was sleeping next to me, I checked his Facebook messages and saw that he sent a message to one of his buddies, asking what kind of lotion helps get rid of crabs. FML
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Same thing different taste

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kracker9017 0

I heard stabbing them with a fork was the most effective approach

coolness_fml 0

checking his messages isnt creepy stalker ex gf type shit

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Yea just to let you know, condoms dont prevent crabs or herpes in any way. They are transferred through skin to skin contact

zac12345 0

she realizes it, thus the hope, which I'm assuming means that it wouldn't matter but it helps for children and all. learned context clues in 2nd grade amirite?

"Hookups with strangers are okay," if you're a *****.

Do you even ******* know what crabs are? I mean, holt jumping fuckballs, I'm twelve and I already know that condoms don't protect against crabs.

subiedude08 17

Your an idiot you can still get crabs even if u have a condom on

Crimson_Summer 10

#113 Yes, but it's less likely if it was used correctly. 'The only 100% preventive method is abstinence!' xD

#113 you're* hate to be that guy but you're a tad hypocritical :)

i hope u catch everything , u deserve it !

Soniye 14

Gee.. I guess everyone must "deserve it and catch everything" for having sex ... Seriously bro (miss) ? Grow up ..

InfiniteSecret 20

They deserves it because they went through the persons phone without their knowledge or consent

Not necessarily, but she did screw the guy and then go through his facebook messages afterward. She should've at least had a conversation with him about it beforehand and also respected his privacy.

well that sucks about the crabs, but srsly... if you want a partner, learn how to respect their privacy!

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kracker9017 0

I heard stabbing them with a fork was the most effective approach

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avril2nite 2

How can tying your tubes help you not get crabs? You make no sense.

coolness_fml 0

checking his messages isnt creepy stalker ex gf type shit