By DDD - 31/01/2009 15:04 - France

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Today, I had sex with a guy. As he was sleeping next to me, I checked his facebook messages and saw that he sent a message to one of his buddies asking what kind of lotion helps get rid of crabs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 320
You deserved it 66 626

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I heard stabbing them with a fork was the most effective approach

checking his messages isnt creepy stalker ex gf type shit

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Yea just to let you know, condoms dont prevent crabs or herpes in any way. They are transferred through skin to skin contact

she realizes it, thus the hope, which I'm assuming means that it wouldn't matter but it helps for children and all. learned context clues in 2nd grade amirite?

"Hookups with strangers are okay," if you're a whore.

Do you even fucking know what crabs are? I mean, holt jumping fuckballs, I'm twelve and I already know that condoms don't protect against crabs.

Your an idiot you can still get crabs even if u have a condom on

#113 Yes, but it's less likely if it was used correctly. 'The only 100% preventive method is abstinence!' xD

#113 you're* hate to be that guy but you're a tad hypocritical :)

i hope u catch everything , u deserve it !

Gee.. I guess everyone must "deserve it and catch everything" for having sex ... Seriously bro (miss) ? Grow up ..

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They deserves it because they went through the persons phone without their knowledge or consent

Not necessarily, but she did screw the guy and then go through his facebook messages afterward. She should've at least had a conversation with him about it beforehand and also respected his privacy.

well that sucks about the crabs, but srsly... if you want a partner, learn how to respect their privacy!

...well he WAS a random guy.

key word: "RANDOM"

Was his name Chad?

I heard stabbing them with a fork was the most effective approach

Maybe you should have paid attention in 6th grade sex ed class.

I just finished taking that

So why are you on fml then?

I hope you are kidding

i never had sex ed in 6th grade

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How can tying your tubes help you not get crabs? You make no sense.

checking his messages isnt creepy stalker ex gf type shit