Health, Sex, Facebook, Social Media and Intimacy: Today, I had sex with a guy. As he was sleeping next to me, I...

By DDD - 31/01/2009 15:04 - France

Today, I had sex with a guy. As he was sleeping next to me, I checked his Facebook messages and saw that he sent a message to one of his buddies, asking what kind of lotion helps get rid of crabs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 357

You deserved it 66 711

Health Sex Facebook Social Media Intimacy

Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment - Reply to : #

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

kracker9017 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 21:33

I heard stabbing them with a fork was the most effective approach

coolness_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:30

checking his messages isnt creepy stalker ex gf type shit

thepokeduck 0

Send a private message

Sunday 8 February 2009 0:49

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

earthruler 0

Send a private message

Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:45

Yea just to let you know, condoms dont prevent crabs or herpes in any way. They are transferred through skin to skin contact

zac12345 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 18:26

she realizes it, thus the hope, which I'm assuming means that it wouldn't matter but it helps for children and all. learned context clues in 2nd grade amirite?

grobo555 0

Send a private message

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:37

"Hookups with strangers are okay," if you're a whore.

HenryFBP 0

Send a private message

Monday 3 October 2011 4:06

Do you even fucking know what crabs are? I mean, holt jumping fuckballs, I'm twelve and I already know that condoms don't protect against crabs.

subiedude08 17

Friday 1 November 2013 8:59

Your an idiot you can still get crabs even if u have a condom on

Crimson_Summer 10

Monday 14 July 2014 12:52

#113 Yes, but it's less likely if it was used correctly. 'The only 100% preventive method is abstinence!' xD

fknhoe 16

Send a private message

Sunday 6 March 2016 3:56

#113 you're* hate to be that guy but you're a tad hypocritical :)

2random 0

Send a private message

Tuesday 10 February 2009 11:08

i hope u catch everything , u deserve it !

Soniye 14

Saturday 24 August 2013 10:14

Gee.. I guess everyone must "deserve it and catch everything" for having sex ... Seriously bro (miss) ? Grow up ..

InfiniteSecret 20

Tuesday 15 August 2017 11:34

They deserves it because they went through the persons phone without their knowledge or consent

Miss_Whipped 43

Send a private message

Saturday 4 April 2015 2:56

Not necessarily, but she did screw the guy and then go through his facebook messages afterward. She should've at least had a conversation with him about it beforehand and also respected his privacy.