Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Rough
Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Sensitive snowflake
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Passionate
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML
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Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
No good
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
Safe sex is best sex
Internetflakes 13
you better put some ice on that... RUG BURN!!
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Redoxx_fml 22
Safe sex is best sex
Redoxx_fml 22
You guess correctly
nix1993 41
Not necessarily unsafe sex, when I was a teenager having sex used to make me really susceptible to urinary tract infections. My sister-in-law's a nurse and she said it's actually a lot more common than people think, some women can get them up to once a month.
Elban 20
Yup, some women get a uti near everytime with a condom
slumd0g 15
Safe sex could have been in the form of using a bed instead of a rug?
olillia 16
It won't happen if you pee after you're done having sex... It's really that simple. The motion of the penis pushes bacteria and other stuff into the super short female urethra. Please. If you don't know the basics about your own genitalia, you shouldn't be having sex.
nix1993 41
You think doctors have never told women who regularly get UTI's that? It's far less likely to happen if you pee after sex, but it doesn't prevent it completely, especially in women who get them frequently. If you have sex and it only lasts 5 minutes then going to the toilet afterwards is great, but if you're at it for a while and don't stop to pee every 10 minutes, there's plenty of time for the bacteria to travel to your bladder. Please. If you don't know the basics of everybody else's genitalia you shouldn't be running your damn mouth like you do.
andits 21
First time tends to be bad and sadly one of the most memorable. Sorry it turned out like that for you.
Emmamazing 26
I hate to say this, but YDI. Always use protection. ALWAYS!
ElmoSP3 14
You're not even old enough to have had sex yet...
Emmamazing 26
Yes but just because I'm not old enough doesn't mean I don't know how to be safe. I seem to be smarter than my peers in that sense
Setareh23 34
I agree with you that using protection is generally a good idea, but how do we know OP didn't? Some things can be caught even with protection, and other times the protection can fail. Maybe OP is just unlucky. Or maybe she didn't take proper precautions. Who knows....
chinaski7628 32
OP said infection, which I took to be a UTI, not an STI (did I read it wrong?). A condom wouldn't prevent a UTI. Sex inflicted rug burn, however, is preventable, though a lot of us make that mistake at least once—live and learn.
ShaynaMarie322 15
Just because she said she got an infection doesn't mean it had to be from not using protection. Yeast infections can be caused by ph imbalances which can be caused by sex in general, and UTIs can be caused from not urinating after sex, both of which have nothing to do with protection.
phaelnb 26
#4 women become more susceptible to urinary tract infections by having sex, doesn't matter if it's safe or otherwise. You assumed wrong.
katachristic 19
that's right! kneepads! always!
ham_spam 17
Haha
countryb_cth 38
Also some women end up getting kind of a "rug burn" from being sensitive to the condom or not enough lubrication.
luckygirl2015 16
Not all infecrions are STIs and STDs. Just so you know... You can get one even with a condom from ther factors...
YumeWolf 23
Damn, that sucks. Invest in some condoms next time!
xxkrystalxx 14
You can use all the protection you want, it wont prevent a UTI
cutycat136 28
Tips for your next time: 1) ask your boyfriend to get checked out too before going at it again 2) try out a bed instead of on a rug somewhere 3) practice safe sex
DeathAngelsKiss 12
You can also put a blanket down on the floor if you insist on doing it on the floor c:
xxkrystalxx 14
You can get a Urinary tract infection from safe sex. A condom will not prevent this.
OneFourNine 9
One word: Condom Eight words: You are lucky this is all you got. Twelve words: Go buy some today - and from now on: no condom, no sex. And don't worry, like everything else, sex gets better with time and experience.
tabbycat2007 22
UTI's and yeast infections can both be passed with or without using a condom. OP didn't say it was an STI. Don't assume they didn't practice safe sex.
Internetflakes 13
you better put some ice on that... RUG BURN!!
ohSNAPyall 27
oh SNAP!
NineeCat 32
Did anyone else read this in Batdad's voice??._.
HotFrosty 14
I think everyone's first time sucks.
tabbycat2007 22
Truth! The people down voting your comment must be living in a fantasy world.
anithamaria97 6
nah, not if its with the right person in a natural manner. my first time, was great.
squizzlebee 19
If it makes you feel any better, most people's first time are a bit shit. I know mine was >< I'm thinking you either got a yeast infection, like thrush, which is not uncommon to get after sex (you can get it even with condoms, it's not an STI); or a urinary tract infection, which again is not uncommon to get after having sex. Peeing after sex can help reduce the chances of getting a UTI, and as for thrush, you can get over-the-counter remedies to help with that. As for the rug burn, perhaps next time try using the bed? Hope you have better luck next time anyhow!
Zebediabolical 45
My first time was awesome. She told me repeatedly that I was awesome and the best she'd ever had. ...now that I think of it that might be why she charged extra.
blahblah005 16
YDI sorry OP