A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
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Emmy_m92 0

Apparently, you couldn't rise to the occasion.

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nhuda 4

wait I don't get it what does op mean??

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KiddNYC1O 20

Fail, 75. Might as well had put "c-c-c-combo breaker".

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nhuda 4

thanks u guys those were awesome answers!! (*sarcasm tone*)

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tacobird123 7

Tacos Rule. am I moderated yet?

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

oooh ooooh I want to do one. uhhh ummmm ahhhh eeekkkk blurp Uhhhh ahem ugh uhhh ummm organic pussy!!! I really hope someone hasn't said this. wouldn't it be funny if the person was asking what the OP meant by cant get it up.

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MetroidSlayer01 8

that's enough

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TheCurlyTheory 0

That is what she meant , sweetie . You all fail .

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Skywalka911 0

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.

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x_the_lancer_x 13

Wow 56... All I can say is that you are way too young for this app, unless you are trolling. Which is also a great possibility. Either way, it really bugs me that such uneducated people are on this app... But hey, it's the Internet and nobody can really do much about it without pissing people off so... Yeah. Try waiting awhile and become more educated on "mature" topics, and then come back? Anyway, I am going to just leave you alone, and stop "feeding the troll" because I am most likely doing that.

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TrippingOnAcid 29

#252 Correct me if I'm wrong but to my knowledge being unfamiliar with the term "OP" does not constitute a lack of education on "mature topics". Go **** yourself.

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davidrios86 0

looks like someone has stage fright next time have her give u a Australian kiss it like a French kiss except down under

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DivineGarden 0

"I come from a land down under" ~Men at work

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amayaa_fml 7

how long have you been waiting to use that one?

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emmi23 0

dude im n aussie nd thats mi joke nd im a giod aussie kisser ;)

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TheDrifter 23

Look on the bright side op. That emergency condom you've carried for years will still be there tomorrow.

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starile 19

Only, it'll be expired, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. OP just can't win, can he?

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bunnixbrutality 5

in this case no cus he couldnt even get it it upp

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ALDJ 4

170... that's what she didn't say

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Fishfanatic 7

Don't worry OP, first time nerves are very common indeed and will tend to happen if you constantly worry about how you're going to perform when the time comes. I know everyone say's relax, and it's a cliche but it is a true one. Don't take it too seriously, and please don't think that it has to be like any **** film you may have watched, because real life sex is really not like that for the most part . They aren't called actors for nothing ( for all that the penetration is real ) . Just have fun and calm down.

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starile 19

Yes, his sexual partner would help him out by saying, "Calm down, OP. Calm down! JUST CALM THE **** DOWN!!"

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Vozz 0

I'm so very tired of you starile.

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mama2b3 20

lol ops user name lol

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ninjapiratejesus_fml 20

Is it weird that the first thing that came to mind was, "That would make a great name for a rabbit"?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Damn, mate! Ya ol' fart!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Damn? I meant crikey.

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idkmyusername 0

*Over* not I've x)

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