A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 366
You deserved it 11 343

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Emmy_m92 0

Apparently, you couldn't rise to the occasion.

it normal! it happens!


it normal! it happens!

nhuda 4

wait I don't get it what does op mean??

Other Pussies

KiddNYC1O 20

Ostrich Porno

KiddNYC1O 20

Fail, 75. Might as well had put "c-c-c-combo breaker".

Optimus Prime.

ceejster 0

ongoing cunt!

ruby84 1

overly possessive

Oscillating Penis.

Efeks 0

#87 Win .

opossum puncher

xshadyshadow 0

Orgasmic Potato.

Obscured Periscope

nhuda 4

thanks u guys those were awesome answers!! (*sarcasm tone*)

Onlooking penguins?

tacobird123 7

Tacos Rule. am I moderated yet?

oooh ooooh I want to do one. uhhh ummmm ahhhh eeekkkk blurp Uhhhh ahem ugh uhhh ummm organic pussy!!! I really hope someone hasn't said this. wouldn't it be funny if the person was asking what the OP meant by cant get it up.

mshooter 0

original poster

^ ruined the game :(

but we can still play orangutan poop!

orgasmic pimp

ruby84 1

obese person

orgasmic penis

momony_fml 0


MetroidSlayer01 8

that's enough

Anal excretion.

TheCurlyTheory 0

That is what she meant , sweetie . You all fail .

Skywalka911 0


Wow 56... All I can say is that you are way too young for this app, unless you are trolling. Which is also a great possibility. Either way, it really bugs me that such uneducated people are on this app... But hey, it's the Internet and nobody can really do much about it without pissing people off so... Yeah. Try waiting awhile and become more educated on "mature" topics, and then come back? Anyway, I am going to just leave you alone, and stop "feeding the troll" because I am most likely doing that.

Orgasm planner

#252 Correct me if I'm wrong but to my knowledge being unfamiliar with the term "OP" does not constitute a lack of education on "mature topics". Go fuck yourself.

looks like someone has stage fright next time have her give u a Australian kiss it like a French kiss except down under

HAHA down under nice

"I come from a land down under" ~Men at work

amayaa_fml 7

how long have you been waiting to use that one?

dude im n aussie nd thats mi joke nd im a giod aussie kisser ;)

nd ur a bd aussi spller

i feel bad for ya dude

Emmy_m92 0

Apparently, you couldn't rise to the occasion.

gamer_fur_life 0


Yes, we are aware.


ebs_fml 0


GreggHutch 0


TheDrifter 23

Look on the bright side op. That emergency condom you've carried for years will still be there tomorrow.

Only, it'll be expired, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. OP just can't win, can he?

@144, that's what she said ;)

in this case no cus he couldnt even get it it upp


170... that's what she didn't say

Fishfanatic 7

Don't worry OP, first time nerves are very common indeed and will tend to happen if you constantly worry about how you're going to perform when the time comes. I know everyone say's relax, and it's a cliche but it is a true one. Don't take it too seriously, and please don't think that it has to be like any porn film you may have watched, because real life sex is really not like that for the most part . They aren't called actors for nothing ( for all that the penetration is real ) . Just have fun and calm down.

Yes, his sexual partner would help him out by saying, "Calm down, OP. Calm down! JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!"

Vozz 0

I'm so very tired of you starile.

mama2b3 20

lol ops user name lol

I was thinking that hahahaha.

Is it weird that the first thing that came to mind was, "That would make a great name for a rabbit"?

KiddNYC1O 20

Damn, mate! Ya ol' fart!

KiddNYC1O 20

Damn? I meant crikey.

idkmyusername 0

*Over* not I've x)

First-night failure. It happens.