By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Wales

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Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
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Welshite 39

Did you scream "baby, baby, baby, ooh..."?

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cmayer 20

I am so very sorry for your misfortune.

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Welshite 39

Did you scream "baby, baby, baby, ooh..."?

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alexwow1 13

Ha this is hilarious

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SmallyBigs 9

Your girlfriend must have lesbian desires.

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Colubras 6

Little known fact, OP actually had to play catcher ( as the biebs normally does ) and that is why he is so physically ill

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ShakeDisPlace 10

#67 Well, that is why I am taking his man card away.

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Pwn17 25

True 102. We can joke about it all we want, but at the end of the day, OP was the one who got laid!

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NakedPixels 15

That was the first song to pop into my head.

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cmayer 20

I am so very sorry for your misfortune.

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hemz_fml 13

All you have to do is put on some muscle, nothing like beiber then

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graffitied_love 20

I don't want to think about how exactly he fore played as him... a Beiber wig??

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patrickalamo 47

Role playing Bieber, would that include having legions of fans who would die for you or the ability to get some hot tail for a change. YDI, OP.

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spoo 24

Tell her she is an ugly man and flip her over..... She just agreed to something else too :o

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weezypanda420 22

Awe man I feel bad for him too. Hope she grows up one day

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JACKxRAWR 22

Not extreme enough. Bash her brains in with the nearest heavy blunt object and run off to live in the forest for the next fifty years OP.

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Or "come out" to her stating that JB changed OP's sexuality

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Hey is your profile picture actually you? Also- your comment is so original k' bye.

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grahmagog 14

Theres no scraping that scar from the innards of your cranium

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JACKxRAWR 22

He can cleanse himself with his girlfriend's blood.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Tomorrow she should really do something hot for you.

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snugglesMcGee199 23

Yeah! OP think up the weirdest fantasy yoy have evet had and telk her she owes you!

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Co1121 11

Make her role play as Ariana Grande

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AngrySailor 17

I'm thinking it has not been issued yet.

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hopsinlove17 26

Or it's been revoked.

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Ki11erC 18

It's definitely been revoked. Not that my gf even listens to that trash but there is no way in hell she would get me role play that woman!

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TheDrifter 23

Did she make you wear a Beiber wig? It's not total humiliation without the wig.

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ScenicSubterfuge 39

....did you take a shower? You might need one!

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ShakeDisPlace 10

OP might want to take A cold shower, to get rid of the "Beiber Fever"

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rg350dx 29

There isn't enough soap and water in the world to cleanse OP of that dirty deed.

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Sandsh8rk 36

I don't blame you. Maybe just say you never want to do that again?

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