Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
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Welshite
| 39
Did you scream "baby, baby, baby, ooh..."?
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cmayer
| 20
I am so very sorry for your misfortune.
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Welshite
| 39
Did you scream "baby, baby, baby, ooh..."?
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alexwow1
| 13
Ha this is hilarious
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SmallyBigs
| 9
Your girlfriend must have lesbian desires.
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Flowsidon
| 6
69 thumbs up
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Colubras
| 6
Little known fact, OP actually had to play catcher ( as the biebs normally does ) and that is why he is so physically ill
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ShakeDisPlace
| 10
#67 Well, that is why I am taking his man card away.
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dogpfcorn
| 11
Doesn't matter had sex!
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Pwn17
| 25
True 102. We can joke about it all we want, but at the end of the day, OP was the one who got laid!
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ex_stripper_jk
| 20
Girl, quit playin'
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NakedPixels
| 15
That was the first song to pop into my head.
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cmayer
| 20
I am so very sorry for your misfortune.
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hemz_fml
| 13
All you have to do is put on some muscle, nothing like beiber then
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graffitied_love
| 20
I don't want to think about how exactly he fore played as him... a Beiber wig??
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patrickalamo
| 47
Role playing Bieber, would that include having legions of fans who would die for you or the ability to get some hot tail for a change. YDI, OP.
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spoo
| 24
Tell her she is an ugly man and flip her over..... She just agreed to something else too :o
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weezypanda420
| 22
Awe man I feel bad for him too. Hope she grows up one day
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zed34
| 18
I would dump her!
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
Not extreme enough. Bash her brains in with the nearest heavy blunt object and run off to live in the forest for the next fifty years OP.
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\
| 28
Or "come out" to her stating that JB changed OP's sexuality
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BntyHntrSeattle
| 30
Hey is your profile picture actually you?
Also- your comment is so original k' bye.
Also- your comment is so original k' bye.
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nikolkaw
| 9
Never say never....
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grahmagog
| 14
Theres no scraping that scar from the innards of your cranium
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
He can cleanse himself with his girlfriend's blood.
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Warmonger_Smurf
| 29
Tomorrow she should really do something hot for you.
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snugglesMcGee199
| 23
Yeah! OP think up the weirdest fantasy yoy have evet had and telk her she owes you!
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Co1121
| 11
Make her role play as Ariana Grande
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iAlissa
| 34
Run.
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ShakeDisPlace
| 10
Your man card OP?? Hand it over.
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AngrySailor
| 17
I'm thinking it has not been issued yet.
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hopsinlove17
| 26
Or it's been revoked.
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Ki11erC
| 18
It's definitely been revoked. Not that my gf even listens to that trash but there is no way in hell she would get me role play that woman!
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TheDrifter
| 23
Did she make you wear a Beiber wig? It's not total humiliation without the wig.
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ScenicSubterfuge
| 39
....did you take a shower? You might need one!
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ShakeDisPlace
| 10
OP might want to take A cold shower, to get rid of the "Beiber Fever"
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rg350dx
| 29
There isn't enough soap and water in the world to cleanse OP of that dirty deed.
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Sandsh8rk
| 36
I don't blame you. Maybe just say you never want to do that again?