Ha this is hilarious

Your girlfriend must have lesbian desires.

69 thumbs up

Little known fact, OP actually had to play catcher ( as the biebs normally does ) and that is why he is so physically ill

#67 Well, that is why I am taking his man card away.

Doesn't matter had sex!

True 102. We can joke about it all we want, but at the end of the day, OP was the one who got laid!

Girl, quit playin'

That was the first song to pop into my head.

All you have to do is put on some muscle, nothing like beiber then

I don't want to think about how exactly he fore played as him... a Beiber wig??

Role playing Bieber, would that include having legions of fans who would die for you or the ability to get some hot tail for a change. YDI, OP.

Tell her she is an ugly man and flip her over..... She just agreed to something else too :o

Awe man I feel bad for him too. Hope she grows up one day

Not extreme enough. Bash her brains in with the nearest heavy blunt object and run off to live in the forest for the next fifty years OP.

Or "come out" to her stating that JB changed OP's sexuality

Hey is your profile picture actually you? Also- your comment is so original k' bye.

Never say never....

He can cleanse himself with his girlfriend's blood.

Yeah! OP think up the weirdest fantasy yoy have evet had and telk her she owes you!

Make her role play as Ariana Grande

I'm thinking it has not been issued yet.

Or it's been revoked.

It's definitely been revoked. Not that my gf even listens to that trash but there is no way in hell she would get me role play that woman!

OP might want to take A cold shower, to get rid of the "Beiber Fever"

There isn't enough soap and water in the world to cleanse OP of that dirty deed.