Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML
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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family. My brother insulted her weight so many times she left in tears. Not only does he not understand why what he did was wrong, he’s genuinely livid with me for being upset with him, to the point that he damn near slugged me when I confronted him. FML
Today, my brother-in-law brought his new girlfriend over to meet the family. Things went south real quick after she went on a tirade about what terrible parents my wife and I are for letting our kids keep all their Harry Potter memorabilia. Now he’s mad I threw her out. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. We got on the subject of theatre, and his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon", how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty, polygamist, cultist freaks", and if his son ever dated one, he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML
Today, while having dinner with my girlfriend's very religious parents, her mother called me a heathen and said she'd convert me one day. She wasn't kidding. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were being driven home from our date by her mother. She's Jewish and I'm Catholic. Her mother was talking about how my girlfriend was going on a trip to Jerusalem that summer. She finished with "And you can find a nice Jewish boy while you're there." FML
Today, I met my mother's deeply religious fiancé for the first time. His response upon seeing me was to look me square in the eye and say, "You'll need to take out that nose stud or I'm afraid you'll not be welcome in our home." FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend over to her first dinner with my family. My gramps spent the entire dinner telling my girlfriend how the Illuminati are plotting to take over the world and use microchips to control everyone. So much for being taken seriously now. FML
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Top comments
ipodlover1995 0
Well your brother makes a good arguement.
Nyolia 11
Even if he doesn't believe in it, he has no right to insult her beliefs unless she was shoving them down his throat.
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Comments (52)
ipodlover1995 0
Well your brother makes a good arguement.
livlafluv100 2
Well op, good luck getting your girlfriend to come to any more family gatherings
adropofpeace 8
I'd choose star wars any day of the week. Especially the ones that end in Y.
bball234 6
first of all, i hope you're kidding op. because if you arent, your brother is a moron of the highest caliber and deserves 40 lashes.
Eyeliner_fml 0
May I meet your brother?
JuanStar 0
The Force is tring w/ op's brother
toad396 0
I agrre i love tha
Icedogs133 0
I agree the brother sounds awesome!
somerandomdude19 2
Y must people hate on my religion? -.-
Iheartfunny 1
Well obviously why do you think yoda would kick the popes ass every single time.
CRAZYBISCUIT 7
*moves left hand* This is not the religion you are looking for.
The__Redneck 7
Because, of course, spending a solid hour insulting someone is 'a joke'.
tacovender 7
Wow the shit hit the fan here. **** all of you guys who take too seriously to any end of the spectrum. Now, please shut up and enjoy the little shred of decent Internet that's left
DLBL 23
How is that comment "Rule breaking"?
natsaysgoveg 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well the force is superior!
aftertheriot 0
the force is strong with this one...
Lauren10102 3
Obviously! We have lightsabres all they have is a pope!
organicmtdew 0
Hey, jerkstore: it's spelled lightsaber. It's not open for international localized spellings any more than soufflé.
faithxoxox 1
37- Ah, but no one can deny that the pope looks like Emperor Palpatine.
faithxoxox 1
37 - Ah, but no one can deny that the pope looks like Emperor Palpatine.
Bowser6622 5
WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?
Enigmax2514 7
Stfu troll
Awahso 25
Hmmm can't tell if he is a dick..or comedian...or truth teller.
kbt13 0
or a moron
muhaidib 2
I you think about it, it kind of is...
Lauren10102 3
Lol that is the most awesome accidental placement of words, say it out loud "AyueeOoooo" You sir have just made my day.
Nyolia 11
Even if he doesn't believe in it, he has no right to insult her beliefs unless she was shoving them down his throat.
Lauren10102 3
So once shoving begins it's okay? not really....
leadman1989 16
Sounds like a two way conversation to me, who sits there for an hour and gets preached at? It's not rude to tell someone that Santa Claus is bullcrap and it's not rude to do the same in this situation.
Lauren10102 3
Even if someone is preaching to me, I wouldn't "insult" someone's religion. I'm not saying I would convert or whatever, but I'd like to think that people are more tolerant and pleasant than to insult someone's religious beliefs. Maybe I'm wrong...
azDbleJ 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Actually, he does have a right to insult her or anyone's religion.
citymayer 7
I personally despise when people do this to me. I have my beliefs and they have theirs. Everyone just needs to keep it to themselves unless asked about it.
nooriginalnames 0
I don't know if it's just me but I thinks it's fine to insult someones religion if it caused mass genocide
ScaryGirl 4
Yes, he does. Freedom of speech. He can say whatever he wants, and so can anyone else. If someone tired to insult my lack of belief, I wouldn't actually get offended, but instead try to explain why they're wrong. Which probably wouldn't work, because you know, religious people don't like rationality.
radioedit 7
The force is strong in this one.
Mpsteve13 7
look at all the ******* atheist ass holes lol :) bitch
satanic_fml 13
let the religious shitstorm begin
bball234 6
already the thumbing is reflecting people's religious opinions.
Lauren10102 3
lol that is funny, I never though about it that way, but I guess it kinda does!
Harpy20 24
spend*
borkchop1992 15
well you could always just tell him he's never getting laid
leadman1989 16
Well he COULD already have a girl/boyfriend. Who knows it wasn't mentioned why jump to conclusions?
The__Redneck 7
If the guy's willing to spend an hour insulting his brother's girlfriend for being Catholic and then proclaim belief in "the force," it's a safe bet that he does not have a girlfriend. And never will.
bahamut_pure 16
Agreed with #90. The guy sounds like a grade-A douchebag.