glitterme

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Glitterme's FML badges

It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

34%
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

1%
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

2%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

0%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

0%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

22%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

5%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

18%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

3%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

2%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

8%
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

1%

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Glitterme's favorite FMLs

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By crazyvulva9216 / Tuesday 27 January 2009 01:17 / United States

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bacon lovers worst nightmare / Wednesday 26 September 2012 06:57 / United States - San Diego

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By *facefloor* - / Tuesday 24 July 2012 20:08 / United States

Today, my sister and I had a huge fight because I flushed the toilet while she was taking a bath. The faucet for the bath was not running, but she insisted that she felt the water in the tub turn "scalding hot." She won't listen when I try to explain to her that it doesn't work like that. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Raaaaage / Sunday 22 July 2012 06:54 / United States - Torrance

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Boar / Sunday 24 June 2012 20:51 / United States - Albuquerque

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glitterme

It's in the can!

Mobility

I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

Consolation prize

50 favorites

I'm a rock star

Tommy Wiseau

One more and it's business time

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

50 quality comments

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

Gandhi