By fml9124 - 05/09/2019 20:00
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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
I NEED to know!
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You are now a certified FML member
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Friendless, or not going out tonight?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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