Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
By caroline - /
Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 /
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I'm a games programmer who practices martial arts (Mostly boxing and kick boxing). I like to play games (mostly the ones I make), read/draw manga and watch anime.
P.S if you ever post an FML, make sure it has good grammar and spelling then double check it once you've finished writing, because it's a shame having to reject potential FML.
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By CarrieRedburn - /
Wednesday 27 July 2011 08:09 /
United States