Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
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flockz
| 19
you ruined its suicide attempt what do u expect?
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Uncle_Moe_Lester
| 3
that's deaths way of telling u to fuck off
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gmc_blossom
| 21
How nice of you. :)
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kaylynheartsyou
| 10
Nice? O_o They sting you then die
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Saltime
| 0
He was referring to OP, not the bee...
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kmumma
| 3
why the hell would you save a bee?
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iTransform
| 8
Wow 36 it just flew right over your head -_-
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kyarush
| 10
they do sting you and then die lol
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Saltime
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80, 'cause one day when you're drowning in a pool, the bee will return the favor.
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NastyNinja31
| 0
no good deed goes unpunished
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t765234
| 10
114- How? It's dead.
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alpaquette91
| 9
honey bees don't sting
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hiyourcute
| 0
Maybe OP isn't an expert in bee varieties and accidentally mis-classified her little bee buddy.
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Sirin_fml
| 46
Honey bees will use their sting if provoked; they have a sting for this reason. Being manhandled would certainly count as provocation to an insect. We did the research for you on this.
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Uncle_Moe_Lester
| 3
that's deaths way of telling u to fuck off
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MineDub5253
| 0
or mayhem in the apostate commercials
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littlemissFYL
| 5
you might have saved it from drowning but you can't save it after it stung you :-P
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Thunderbender
| 2
Did you rescue it with your hand? How did you possibly expect to not be stung?
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alpaquette91
| 9
16, one; A honey bee will only sting if roughly handled, an even still very rare. Two; they will also sting if the nest was attacked, that wasn't the case. Third OP; honey Bees don't die after they sting because human skin is not thick enough to dislodge it's stinger. So back to number 8's post, you are right, it probably wasn't a honey bee.
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Randuhh_17
| 4
maybe it was a suicidal bee, who wanted a creative death....which you interfered in. So as a result to your interference, it was pissed, and it stung you. Managing to both get revenge, and die....?
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salvorican
| 24
Omg the bee sounds like a terrorist
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alpaquette91
| 9
38 I'm in school for entomology
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iTransform
| 8
^^ Is that a fancy way of saying Bee School?
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kaylapple
| 1
i dont know where my k went. i meant fuck!
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leemurcat
| 5
46- That sounds terribly boring. Just saying.
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alpaquette91
| 9
48 no it's the study of insects 52 it is but won't be when I finish, because I'll be working with animals, hopefully in australia or new zealand, but I needed this degree first :/
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leemurcat
| 5
Study insects= work with animals? Treat bug bites or something? I am concerned
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alpaquette91
| 9
wow
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Shy_Anne
| 10
maybe the bee was suicidal¿
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honeysuckel
| 0
what a STINGy bee D:
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alexFYL
| 11
52 - Pff, entomology is fascinating. Nature is awesome.
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Lstands4LOSER
| 0
No shit.
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scrapmetal58
| 9
This bee was living a real life edition of Final Destination. If only she could have overcome her nature of stinging she may have survived... until death came up with something else.
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edogy
| 0
1- Ya and Casey Anthony is didn't kill her child.
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TheRealBruce
| 12
oops I done stung myself bye world!
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OMNOMN0M
| 0
does it matter what kind of bee it was?!
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edogy
| 0
1- ya, and Casey Anthony didn't kill her child.
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OMNOMN0M
| 0
I love family guy
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obnint
| 3
I know right
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ArcticDead
| 12
you study insects to work with animals? shouldn't you be taking some animal course then?
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alpaquette91
| 9
my minor is entomology, my major is zoology :)
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mellasaurusrex
| 5
Don't all bees sting?
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opendoorclosed
| 8
DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!!!!!!
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Friaza
| 29
A bee is a bee after all.
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tandem123
| 6
133, you even have the picture and name to match that comment. bravo, goog sir.
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kbm22
| 0
really?
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edogy2
| 1
1- Yep and Casey Anthony didn't kill her child.
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nicksand
| 0
lmfao
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nicksand
| 0
hi
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christen7
| 0
Dude.. Just shut up. You obviously chose the wrong subject to study!
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alpaquette91
| 9
honey bees don't sting
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gmc_blossom
| 21
How nice of you. :)
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NeverShoutDana
| 13
It was a love sting.
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LaughterofCorn
| 4
Final Destination 6: Bee Afraid!
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FUUUandyourmom
| 16
"I love you so much, I'd die for you!"
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honeysuckel
| 0
^ wat u gotta say bout my mama
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chiddy_bang71
| 0
5, don't put your number on fml. personally, I'd b kind of scared if someone like every1luvsboners or gayboii started texting me.
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AriTheAirhead
| 10
she could be using textfree on her iPhone so you can block random weirdos. just saying.
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AnagenisisZagus
| 13
A honey bee? I had not known they stung. Shit, back to google.
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Mipz
| 2
bumblebees are the ones that don't sting. they're the big fuzzy ones. :3
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ElizabethNL93
| 20
Bumblebees most definitely sting..
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robotiick7
| 23
180- Bumble bees do sting, I've been stung by one in the temple before.
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lorenzoman77
| 7
it was saying thank you :)
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gchartier90
| 0
it was probably having swim and you interrupted you deserve it. bees deserve to relax to
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yomommma
| 6
Having fun swimming *
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flockz
| 19
you ruined its suicide attempt what do u expect?
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MrSassypants
| 32
Well they do commit suicide when they sting, i was turned it into a homicide by me before. It tried to sting me but then I caught it, got a hold of it's stinger, and pulled it out.
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leemurcat
| 5
My boyfriend catches bees so he can put them down my shirt >.> lol I don't see how he does it. But he also can tell which sting and which don't. I don't know that, either, but luckily I haven't been stung yet.
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spazmattic
| 0
My girlfriend puts leeches on my erection.
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wolflover44
| 5
I think I'd get rid of that boyfriend... He doesn't sound like a great catch to me.
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HeyImJuli
| 3
there's gratitude for u, I'm sorry :( f the bee and fyl