About Saltime
I fell from the sky. I was sent here with one purpose: to create classical and comical comments on FML. "They hated me. But their hate only fueled my passion." Now, if you make a stupid comment, you better be ready to back it up. If you comment with one of the following, I'm going to ruin you. : "First!" "That's a shitty situation." (Or any "shitty" pun). "Haha!" / "LOL." "YDI for [stupid unrelated reason]." "[Women in kitchen joke]." "[Comment that is impossible to read]". "You spelled [word] wrong!!" You best be watching your back. Some experienced users on FML: •DocBastard •Sirin •every1luvsboners •Perdix •Didi Don't screw with them. They'll literally tear you apart. (In addition to a possible Coca-Cola bottle up your arse.) Enjoy FML!
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Saltime's FML badges
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Saltime's favorite FMLs
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