By markzar - 05/05/2012 07:19 - United States - Amherst

Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML
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linyah 11

gatorade helps replenish the electorlytes one has loss. Plus after food poisoning you dehydrate fast. It helps =) what i would like to know is why you are stealing from a wasp?

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Il_Maestro 6

Ooh! My turn! No one sings as well as Justin Bieber.

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GemmaStyles 14

Excuse me if I sound ignorant, but what does Gatorade have to do with the fact that you got food poisoning?

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linyah 11

gatorade helps replenish the electorlytes one has loss. Plus after food poisoning you dehydrate fast. It helps =) what i would like to know is why you are stealing from a wasp?

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gracehi 31

I had food poisoning once, but the kind that makes you vomit not shit. The doctor told me to stop drinking water and to drink Gatorade or flat soda to settle my stomach. He told me any water I took in would just be regurgitated. Well, I drank some Gatorade and then I stopped puking. :)

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kayla_ann0o 9

Well at least you're not allergic and you're still alive.

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The_Hitdude 12

Murphy's law at it's finest....or worst.

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Gothicbunnyx3 16

I was not expecting that I thought You were gonna say you shit everywhere. anyway... sorry op about the wasp sting

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snnoell_18 1

"...and when i finally got back to the couch to rest, i saw a spider on the ceiling."

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lollipop77_fml 6

......so I threw a bottle at it, the bottle rebounded and .....

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snnoell_18 1

reference to an fml... ON ANOTHER FML

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meihua 19

Inception! Or FMLCEPTION!

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keven501 12

Your fine

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squirrel1215 5

You're* And no.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

9- Did we just read the same FML..?

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lollipop77_fml 6

Damn wasp should buy its own Gatorade! Hope you're better soon op!

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Jakesterk96 8

That wasp unfortunate.

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Jakesterk96 8

Lol, I see what you did there potatoes.

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