Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not...

By crotchshothottie - 26/07/2011 16:22 - United States

Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML

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Miscellaneous

Compromises

You're my mommy now

Squatters' rights

Boom!

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my dad stumbled home drunk at closing time and woke the whole house with a bang by attempting to heat a tin of baked beans in the microwave, without removing the beans from the tin first. FML

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You deserved it 98

By Creepster - 13/01/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I almost crashed my car because I was checking out an Old Navy mannequin wearing a bra. FML

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You deserved it 50 820

By yep, she does have a tumblr - 18/07/2015 02:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a girl called me a racist, stereotyping asshole. All I did was ask a kid who happens to be Asian to tutor me in math. Which I didn't do just because he's Asian, but rather because he's in college and is actually a brilliant mathematician. FML

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You deserved it 2 108

By TheIVkindaruinsthemood - 05/08/2015 18:58 - United States - Milford

Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 2 860

By rr - 15/08/2011 15:55 - Canada

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 633

You deserved it 37 650

By Anonymous - 07/11/2013 17:12 - Ireland

Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML

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You deserved it 4 024

By superb12345 - 12/05/2016 02:50 - United States - Cascade

Today, my parents posted nasty comments about each other on Facebook. I think they might secretly be 12 year-olds. FML

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You deserved it 911

By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, I met a girl at the bar. Things were going really well and we ended up going back to her place. Problem? Her husband who normally works the graveyard shift was home sick. FML

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By Bill Harrison - 19/07/2011 15:19 - United States

Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that my boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS and hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML

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You deserved it 6 727

By unwantedforlife - 20/11/2013 00:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me but wanted to make sure that we were still friends, so he could still use my Netflix. FML

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You deserved it 3 835

Don't give in!

By Pissed off and scammed. - 10/09/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend is still mad at me because I got a MINISO cup and she doesn't have one. I was actually given that mug yesterday as a prize for working the extra hours I was forced to do last week without getting paid. FML

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You deserved it 71

By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 13:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 3 238

By adam - 15/02/2010 02:16 - United States

Today, I made heart shaped cookies for my girlfriend. My mom's reaction? "They look like dicks." FML

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You deserved it 4 189

By Billz - 10/04/2019 00:00

Today, I was moving into my new apartment. I moved in a couple of bags and realized I really needed to poop. It’s been 10 minutes since I realized I hadn’t brought the toilet paper in yet. No one to bring me any. FML

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You deserved it 437

Desperate nan

By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I graduated from college with two undergrad degrees in biochem and wildlife biology, with high distinction. My mom told me she had found me a job at a petting zoo. I thought she was joking. She then said sternly, "I want grandkids. At least you will meet girls there." FML

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Sketchy

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I parked downtown for a few minutes to pick up a pizza. As I was getting out of my car, a sketchy guy came up and asked me for $5. I told him to get lost and walked away. I walked back to the lot with my pizza and my car was gone. The sketchy guy was a parking attendent. He had my car towed. FML

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You deserved it 70 669

By FUCK ME, MAKE IT STOP - 01/11/2013 18:38 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to go to a big dinner with my insane relatives. Highlights of conversation included my sister telling us about the "country of Iowa", my dad accusing me of faking my chronic fatigue syndrome, and my grandpa claiming that Nelson Mandela is the Antichrist. FML

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By yourmomsabitch - 25/06/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date. I have been playing solitaire the whole night waiting for him. Out of 15 games, I've won one. FML

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You deserved it 5 070

By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 23:26 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML

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By hh - 05/12/2014 21:13 - United States - Clear Lake

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML

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You deserved it 7 210

You got mail

By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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You deserved it 175

By jane smith - 01/07/2010 12:11 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML

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You deserved it 17 985

By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

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You deserved it 5 648

By Stevski - 11/09/2012 15:08 - Australia - Port Macquarie

Today, after moving in with a couple of vegan zoologists a few weeks ago, I discover that they don't believe that we have the right to kill cockroaches, and will not allow me to do so. The house is infested, and it's spread to my bedroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 175

You deserved it 3 994

By anonymous - 07/06/2009 06:18 - Korea Republic of

Today, I met a hot guy at the club. We danced and had a really good time, so I invited him home with me for the night. The next morning, I awoke to the sound of what I thought to be running water. I looked up to find him, naked and pissing into my air conditioner unit. FML

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You deserved it 25 595

By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 10:26 - United States

Today, I made the mistake of sneezing in front of a hyper religious customer, who for ten minutes blamed the incident of shifting weather patterns that signaled the return of Jesus, who was as she explained, upset about the abortion rates in America and President Obama. FML

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By halien1982 - 03/01/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the bar of a popular local restaurant. I sat there for a few hours and drank my sorrows away with the bartender. I thought she was pretty, and decided to give her a large tip. The tip sent me over my credit card limit, and the bartender is not single. FML

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You deserved it 35 273

By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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You deserved it 5 243

By Anonymous - 18/11/2018 05:00

Today, while buying Red Dead Redemption 2, the cashier spoiled the ending. FML

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You deserved it 311

By jooshuarr - 18/06/2010 23:09 - Spain

Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML

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You deserved it 4 708

By WorkWeirdo - 30/03/2016 20:26 - Peru - Lima

Today, my boss finally checked the presentation I have been working on for three weeks. She called me into her office, and told me everything was dreadful, and requested me to start from scratch. It's due in half an hour. FML

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You deserved it 1 530

By Anonymous - 12/10/2015 14:29 - United Kingdom - Hassocks

Today, my best friend told me how his batshit insane girlfriend keeps questioning his sexuality and thinks we're screwing behind her back. He's so desperate for a relationship that he's decided to stop hanging out with me. Goodbye 7 years of friendship. FML

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You deserved it 1 765

By ninnang - 09/07/2014 21:37 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boss delivered some flowers and a sympathy card signed by everyone in the office to my cubicle. The card said, "Sorry your mom died". My mom isn't dead. I don't know where they got the idea from and no one believes me. They said that denial is part of grieving. FML

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You deserved it 3 494

By na - 04/02/2009 14:35 - United States

Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolls off of me without finishing, and says, "I'm bored." FML

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You deserved it 7 523

By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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You deserved it 10 405

By razgriz1 - 20/08/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML

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You deserved it 100 988

By dan - 25/06/2013 04:22 - United States - Phoenix

Today, after going out to dinner with my girlfriend, we went back to my place and things started getting hot. I went in the bathroom and put on a green condom. She wouldn't have sex with me because it looked "like a cucumber" and "cucumbers are nasty." FML

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goshpeople 4

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:47

That's why they used the shot.

ProudTexan117 0

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:47

what magazine is this?

wooni0104 2

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:47

wow at least now you're famous

CasualZombie 6

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:50

oh yeah! I saw that in this weeks issue of "architectural upskirts"!

StopDropNRoll 11

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:51

20 bucks says no one will remember her face!

goshpeople 4

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:56

50 bucks says her face wasn't even in the shot.

KaptainKronicX 5

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:57

Where may I obtain said magazine?

CasualZombie 6

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:57

100 bucks says bob the builder is jackin off to it right now

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:59

bahahahahaha. love the bob the builder comment!!

Ellifish 2

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:11

Look at OP's name ;)

Maximus_Axiom 7

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:16

that is why my dear you should live in my mansion so that we can photograph you and make you a star!

Lapeul 6

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:36

*conceited.

cheshire2012 13

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:44

who are u? Hef?

goshpeople 4

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:44

A fat old man who wears skirts? Lovely.

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:59

G-I-G-G-I-T-Y.

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Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:27

If you've managed to get into said article, doesn't that means you're hot?

goshpeople 4

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:47

That's why they used the shot.

flockz 19

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:00

i shot when i saw it.

Ellifish 2

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:17

^ That's brilliant - yet disturbing.

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:31

#34 If I could give 2 thumbs up for that I would that was great

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:38

ninjas did it

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:47

what magazine is this?

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:46

Your costume goes with your comment, haha.

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Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:18

hahahhahahahaha

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Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:14

perv.

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:47

perverted magazine

xgirlofglassx 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:47

Teehee ^^

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:47

that stair case wasn't the only magnificently built thing there ;)

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:35

Imma laugh if the chick has 28 humps on her belly

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:46

they weren't talking about the staircase

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Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:48

Smooth ;)

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:48

Are you sure that's architecture magazine?

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:49

You should be proud. You're probably the only reason why people will buy that magazine now

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:01

Upskirt shots were probably the main reason people bought that magazine. Sorry if I made spelling mistakes I am mildly inebriated right now.

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:51

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:19

I was kinda wondering how they could do this without asking for her permission, and if they did, she should have asked to see the photo.

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:24

You can sue for this! This is actually a good reason to sue for >.>!

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Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:16

I like your logic

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:52

What magazine? I want to go pick up a copy while Borders has their 40% off sale.

Nearly

Today, I was diagnosed with anorexia. My mother still keeps on calling me a fat fuck. FML

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Today, I found out my mother listens to my therapy sessions. She’s the reason I need therapy. FML

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Spicy

Today, my college fuck buddy started sending my wife our dirty chat logs. Not only have I not spoken to her in years, but the logs are time/date stamped from when Obama was still President. She's never met my wife and I have no idea what she hopes to get out of this. FML

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Today, I’d been bicurious for years but always much too shy to seek out a woman to attempt intimacy. Well, I finally hooked up with a girl I’ve had a crush on for a while. Not only was it an amazing, mind-blowing experience, she also left me with a crotch searing yeast infection from hell. FML

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