Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not...

By crotchshothottie - 26/07/2011 16:22 - United States

Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2017 15:00

Today, some official photographs went live on our company website. As I took a closer look, I realised I was in the background of one photo unloading boxes from a van. My trousers were halfway down my ass, flashing my butt crack for the whole internet to see. FML

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By failout - 05/03/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML

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By paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML

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By Ella - 21/01/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By Mary Anne - 03/09/2020 09:04 - United States - Denver

Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2013 06:03 - Australia - Wantirna

Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML

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By Gary - 27/06/2010 04:01 - Canada

Today, I was walking next to this building that was getting renovated, and read a sign that said "Watch out for falling debris at all times." While I was watching out for debris, I fell down a staircase. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 23:06

Today, I took my dog out for his walk, only to find out that I had an extra bra hanging vertically out of my pants. Thankfully, the only person who saw me was the maintenance guy, who looked very confused, so I just smiled at him. I had no idea why, I only realized when the wind blew it against my leg and I saw my shadow. FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

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goshpeople 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:47

That's why they used the shot.

ProudTexan117 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:47

what magazine is this?

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wooni0104 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:47

wow at least now you're famous

CasualZombie 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:50

oh yeah! I saw that in this weeks issue of "architectural upskirts"!

StopDropNRoll 11

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:51

20 bucks says no one will remember her face!

goshpeople 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:56

50 bucks says her face wasn't even in the shot.

KaptainKronicX 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:57

Where may I obtain said magazine?

CasualZombie 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:57

100 bucks says bob the builder is jackin off to it right now

kyndersmommy10 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:59

bahahahahaha. love the bob the builder comment!!

Ellifish 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:11

Look at OP's name ;)

Maximus_Axiom 7

Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:16

that is why my dear you should live in my mansion so that we can photograph you and make you a star!

Lapeul 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:36

*conceited.

cheshire2012 13

Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:44

who are u? Hef?

goshpeople 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:44

A fat old man who wears skirts? Lovely.

theaws0m3guy 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:59

G-I-G-G-I-T-Y.

Trololololololo_fml 7

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:27

If you've managed to get into said article, doesn't that means you're hot?

goshpeople 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:47

That's why they used the shot.

flockz 19

Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:00

i shot when i saw it.

Ellifish 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:17

^ That's brilliant - yet disturbing.

ImaSexualTiger 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:31

#34 If I could give 2 thumbs up for that I would that was great

NastyNinja31 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:38

ninjas did it

ProudTexan117 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:47

what magazine is this?

braasilianx0 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:46

Your costume goes with your comment, haha.

pnellab 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:18

hahahhahahahaha

kaylapple 1

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:14

perv.

wowfmlaccfail 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:47

perverted magazine

xgirlofglassx 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:47

Teehee ^^

indistructo 3

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:47

that stair case wasn't the only magnificently built thing there ;)

NomadicFlo 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:35

Imma laugh if the chick has 28 humps on her belly

mexicanpolarbear 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:46

they weren't talking about the staircase

Babes3910 6

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:48

Smooth ;)

theboss3469 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:48

Are you sure that's architecture magazine?

salvorican 24

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:49

You should be proud. You're probably the only reason why people will buy that magazine now

rattusrattus 18

Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:01

Upskirt shots were probably the main reason people bought that magazine. Sorry if I made spelling mistakes I am mildly inebriated right now.

kissingdeath 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:51

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

CDigital_32 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:19

I was kinda wondering how they could do this without asking for her permission, and if they did, she should have asked to see the photo.

sxe_beast 11

Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:24

You can sue for this! This is actually a good reason to sue for >.>!

rayrayray23 1

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:16

I like your logic

ShamanBond 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:52

What magazine? I want to go pick up a copy while Borders has their 40% off sale.

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