Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not...

By crotchshothottie - 26/7/2011 16:22 - United States

Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/8/2014 11:27 - United States - Cortland

Today, I was fixing the plumbing at my father-in-law's house. I told him to shut off the water and yell to me when he did. A few minutes later, I heard a yell and removed the pipe. I was met with a face full of water. Turns out he was just very excited when the Rangers beat the Mariners. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/7/2009 13:33 - Germany

Today, I worked in a clinic as a intern. A nurse was called to dry a woman's hair. I followed her, trying to be a good intern. After the nurse was done, the 72 year old woman took off her bathrobe. While looking at me she sat down, her legs wide open. And, yes, she knew she was naked. FML

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By Apple - 12/6/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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By Nickname - 12/10/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 7/11/2012 18:28 - United States - Ellensburg

Today, I flew back home from out of state. When I got back to my house, my bed, furniture, and TV were gone. My girlfriend changed her number and I have no idea where she lives now. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/9/2012 13:46 - United States

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML

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By Charlie8u347 - 29/12/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, I was told to shovel four inches of snow from my driveway. I had to get the snow shovel from the rafters of my garage, and there were other tools with it. As I was yanking the shovel down, a pickax fell and smashed through the back window of my dad's Buick. FML

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By not impressed - 9/10/2015 18:27 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

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By JEalmon12 - 23/5/2019 12:00

Today, I was bored at my office, so I started flicking my pencils at my door. My boss walked in right then to give me a raise for my "outstanding" work. She scared me so much when she walked in that I flicked a pencil right at her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/6/2015 08:10 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/9/2012 19:10 - United States - Clinton

Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 4/11/2012 18:14 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my deranged wife somehow became convinced that vampires actually exist. She's now walking around with garlic powder caked into her clothing. I can't get the smell out of my nostrils. FML

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By snownerd - 3/11/2011 16:13 - United States

Today, while I was shopping, I saw my old friend from high school. After a bit of talking, I ended up giving her my phone number. I wrote it on an old receipt. Little did I remember, the receipt was from when I bought lube and condoms. FML

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By brokeandalone - 30/7/2013 05:09 - United States

Today, I noticed fraudulent charges made in Florida that nearly drained my bank account. After reporting the fraud to the bank, I returned home from a weekend away to find a note from my husband. He and his mistress have run off to Florida to start a life together, apparently at my expense. FML

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By Meghan Elise - 6/7/2019 02:41

Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML

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By graphite01 - 1/11/2016 04:08 - United States - Eugene

Today, I found out that I was never actually enrolled in the class I've been attending all semester. I guess that explains why I only got $400 dollars in student aid, not the 1,200 they said I'd get. FML

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By shouldbehappyiguess - 11/7/2013 06:20 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML

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By Danny - 11/11/2012 05:05 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was renovating the house, and my girlfriend asked, "Do you use electrical tape on electrical stuff?" Not knowing where she was going with this, I just gave her a puzzled look. She continued by saying, "Because it's not like people use duct tape on ducks." FML

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By Banana - 4/12/2012 16:04 - Puerto Rico

Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML

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By really - 5/6/2016 21:40 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, a customer at work was having hiccups, so I suggest that she should try to hold her breath for a while. Ten minutes later, she's talking to my manager about how I wanted her to "kill myself because of my severe medical condition". FML

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By Jenn - 3/7/2013 02:39 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML

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By ari - 19/3/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML

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By Joe thomas - 24/7/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML

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By oprahahaha - 2/3/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my sister had set up. When I arrived at the coffeeshop, I approached a man waiting by the counter, asking if his name was Tim (my date's name). He looked at me and said no and then left with a drink clearly labeled "Tim" in bold letters. FML

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By stuck - 7/11/2012 15:00 - United States - California

Today, I paid a locksmith $100 after I locked myself out of my apartment. All he did was hit it, and it flung open. It wasn't locked, it'd just got stuck. FML

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By i stole your daughter's virginity anyways!! - 23/5/2017 00:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML

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By notahero - 9/1/2015 04:40 - United States - Brentwood

Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML

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By foojew93 - 9/8/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML

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By Don'tjudgeabook - 5/4/2017 20:00

Today, a man reminded me five times how much of a "nice guy" he was during our first conversation, saying also that I seem the sort to date the "bad guys" because I looked sweet and innocent. Then, without waiting for me to say something, he sighed and walked away, muttering that he always finished last. FML

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By facingit - 8/11/2010 10:32 - Australia

Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML

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By extants - 11/2/2010 20:13 - United States

Today, I found out my broker invested my $6000 in the wrong stock. How did I find out? He called me to let me know the stock crashed. FML

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By luckygirl - 13/10/2015 16:20 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML

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By Fangirl#1 - 29/10/2018 22:10

Today, students were permitted to wear costumes at my school, but only about half of us did. In 4th period a guy asked me, "What are you supposed to be?" I wasn’t wearing a costume. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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By shiney100893 - 14/1/2013 12:56 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML

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By college parking sucks - 30/9/2015 17:16 - United States - Deltona

Today, for the first time this semester, I was able to get parking in time for my Wednesday class. The professor was sick and class was cancelled. FML

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By - 29/6/2019 03:03

Today, I tried to call my company's HR to report my boss for sexually inappropriate comments towards me. Turns out, the only person I can complain to is the franchise owner, who has been good friends with my boss for over a decade. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/5/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/6/2013 22:48 - United States - South Salem

Today, my sister came to stay with me in my apartment for the last few weeks of her difficult pregnancy. However she didn't tell me she was bringing her two dogs, her jackass of a husband, my bratty nephew and an inflatable kiddie pool so she could have a natural water birth in my living room. FML

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By Cat - 12/4/2019 19:00 - Greece - Athens

Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML

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By goshpeople | 4

#2982061 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:47

That's why they used the shot.

By ProudTexan117 | 0

#2982063 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:47

what magazine is this?

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By wooni0104 | 2

#2982060 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:47

wow at least now you're famous

CasualZombie | 6

#2982083 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:50

oh yeah! I saw that in this weeks issue of "architectural upskirts"!

StopDropNRoll | 11

#2982088 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:51

20 bucks says no one will remember her face!

goshpeople | 4

#2982119 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:56

50 bucks says her face wasn't even in the shot.

KaptainKronicX | 5

#2982132 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:57

Where may I obtain said magazine?

CasualZombie | 6

#2982136 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:57

100 bucks says bob the builder is jackin off to it right now

kyndersmommy10 | 0

#2982150 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:59

bahahahahaha. love the bob the builder comment!!

Ellifish | 2

#2982208 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:11

Look at OP's name ;)

Maximus_Axiom | 7

#2982231 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:16

that is why my dear you should live in my mansion so that we can photograph you and make you a star!

Lapeul | 6

#2982288 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:36

*conceited.

cheshire2012 | 13

#2982327 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:44

who are u? Hef?

goshpeople | 4

#2982330 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:44

A fat old man who wears skirts? Lovely.

theaws0m3guy | 4

#2982391 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:59

G-I-G-G-I-T-Y.

Trololololololo_fml | 7

#2982575 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:27

If you've managed to get into said article, doesn't that means you're hot?

By goshpeople | 4

#2982061 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:47

That's why they used the shot.

flockz | 19

#2982156 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:00

i shot when i saw it.

Ellifish | 2

#2982238 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:17

^ That's brilliant - yet disturbing.

ImaSexualTiger | 6

#2982263 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:31

#34 If I could give 2 thumbs up for that I would that was great

NastyNinja31 | 0

#2982294 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:38

ninjas did it

By ProudTexan117 | 0

#2982063 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:47

what magazine is this?

braasilianx0 | 4

#2982342 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:46

Your costume goes with your comment, haha.

pnellab | 0

#2982503 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:18

hahahhahahahaha

kaylapple | 1

#2982854 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:14

perv.

By wowfmlaccfail | 0

#2982065 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:47

perverted magazine

By xgirlofglassx | 4

#2982066 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:47

Teehee ^^

By indistructo | 3

#2982068 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:47

that stair case wasn't the only magnificently built thing there ;)

NomadicFlo | 4

#2982286 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:35

Imma laugh if the chick has 28 humps on her belly

mexicanpolarbear | 2

#2982340 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:46

they weren't talking about the staircase

Babes3910 | 6

#2982711 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:48

Smooth ;)

By theboss3469 | 4

#2982073 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:48

Are you sure that's architecture magazine?

By salvorican | 24

#2982077 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:49

You should be proud. You're probably the only reason why people will buy that magazine now

rattusrattus | 18

#2982162 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:01

Upskirt shots were probably the main reason people bought that magazine. Sorry if I made spelling mistakes I am mildly inebriated right now.

By kissingdeath | 0

#2982086 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:51

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

CDigital_32 | 0

#2982240 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:19

I was kinda wondering how they could do this without asking for her permission, and if they did, she should have asked to see the photo.

sxe_beast | 11

#2982250 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:24

You can sue for this! This is actually a good reason to sue for >.>!

rayrayray23 | 1

#2982492 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:16

I like your logic

By ShamanBond | 1

#2982092 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:52

What magazine? I want to go pick up a copy while Borders has their 40% off sale.