Shy_Anne

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The rules are the rules
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I moderated this!
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Up and coming moderator
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Judgmental
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

1%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

52%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

30%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

90%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

34%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Shy_anne's favorite FMLs

Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dave - / Tuesday 27 October 2009 15:36 / United States

Today, I moved into my new place. It evidently used to belong to a hooker, because although I've only lived here for 9 hours, so far several different men have knocked on my door and asked if "Stephanie" is available for a good time. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 31 August 2013 07:24 / United Kingdom - Woodford Green

Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By no life to fuck :/ - / Friday 30 August 2013 23:37 / United States - Berkeley

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it