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I can picture the bee from DickFigures screaming in the background "IM FREEEE MOTHAFUCKAAAAAS!!!"
Yeah... I don't think he was allergic... When your hands get stung like 'crazy' they will tend to swell up... If you are allergic you'd be dead - also how do you get that job not knowing if you're allergic or not. Take an allergy test
Anyone want to make the "bored blonde? Don't you mean: bottle blonde" or "brainless" or "Britney-Spears-wanna-be-but-not-intelligent-enough-to-actually-achieve" joke?
No.... Hmm.... Really? Okay *shrugs* whatever :/