About Wolflover44
I don't like posting up stuff on the Internet about myself. So I guess you, creeper, are out of luck. Actually you can know a bit... I have recently returned home from an international robotics competition at NASA, in Houston, Texas. I am fluent in three languages. I take advanced placement in math. I want to become an engineer, either mechanical or electrical. And yes, I am a grammar nazi. Although I am too shy to correct people on this website. I hate sparking debates. I'm fairly short, and I'm used to people talking down at me. That's all you need to know! I'm always on my iPhone. So I can't message. And I'm never ever posting my picture. I hate the girls that do it for guys affections. So, no. Anyways, thanks for wasting your time.
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Wolflover44's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By rbeast - / Thursday 21 July 2011 04:10 / United States
By Harry / Wednesday 20 July 2011 07:40 / United States
By knolan / Wednesday 20 July 2011 04:40 / United States
By hatemylife / Tuesday 19 July 2011 06:24 / United States