frankkathy
United States
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
MBean
The Valley, Anguilla
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
boomstick
United States
Ouchies
Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML
where's the epipen
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Tampa, United States
Another pro-shoe argument
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Anonymous
Binghamton, United States
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
hulagirl1217
United States
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML
rrr
Canada
Bee plot
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
sisi9999
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Jump in
Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML
markzar
Amherst, United States
Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML
Username
France
Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
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flockz 20
you ruined its suicide attempt what do u expect?
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
that's deaths way of telling u to **** off
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Comments (206)
SexyQueen0905 24
Maybe stinging you was it's way of thanking you. Or maybe it was trying to commit suicide and was pissed that you saved it.
BbqKirbyAnn 0
and stinging was the only way it could kill itself at the moment?...
Captain0bv10us 0
This is the story of my life... But honey bees don't sting?
mutinykitty 18
Awwww :(
HannahForbesxo 13
That ungrateful bastard! Should have at least said "thank you". Chivalry truly is dead, stupid bee.
iamsoobored 0
But does not chivalry apply to humans only? We cannot force ourselves upon all the animals of the earth. If you try to teach a fish to hold doors for people, you are not going to succeed. Instinct is prevailant in all animals, and a bees' instinct is to attack and save the hive. The bee was doing what was chivalrous in it's own mind.
ebroski6 0
you disturbed it from committing suicide. aka drowning itself
Jdog619 11
Why did you not expect the bee to sting you when you picked it up? It's an insect; it had no idea that you were helping it.
14fish14 0
ur a dick hahaha
Mipz 2
cuz, you know...that was the point -.-
Laterial 3
No more Bee-P-R for you.
mrsvickybear 9
corny lol but awesome
FreezeeMonsta 19
i hate bees >_
Fmls4life 6
**** You, and your witty comments:)
amber_7989 0
obviously it was suicidal. duh.