By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
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ILoveEggnog 7
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That never ends well.

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ycrem0n 21
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Could be worse, at least it wasn't a tracker jackers' nest

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ILoveEggnog 7
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That never ends well.

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aaahhhfire21 0

Bet u found out how fast u can run pretty damn quick

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yahoowizard 16
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What about the scenario where OP's lawnmower sheds all of the hornets and gets rid of the nest.

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Michaelsgirl04 9
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37: that sounds like a success baby meme. haha :)

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BlvckScvle 2
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I'm certain you can out run bee's or wasps but hornets can catch up, there pretty fast. Sorry OP, hope you feel better and FYL

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soccerluver315 14
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Happened to my dad once too, and he came running at the door pounding, and we all thought he was crazy until we saw the hornets...

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PostItSticker 11
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Wouldnt you be able to see a nest on a lawn, I mean with the lump and the hornets flying around

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slimjim8094 12

They frequently burrow into the ground and you can't see if you're not expecting it. Believe me, I know...

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TheDrudgeChild 4
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Not to mention hornets nests can be pretty small as well, or OP could have tall grass. I still feel pretty bad for OP.

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wallygolf 3
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Its called a ground nest. It will be a small hole in the ground anywhere from 3-10 inches diameter depending on the age of the colony. Running it over with a lawnmower is definatly not recomnended :)

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TheFamilyElf 17

Oh my... Good luck with the result of what I'm sure ensued after that. Im sure there's some cream or something out there that could help you.

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ladyLALAA 28
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I've been told a lukewarm bath can help neutralize it as wells. Good luck OP, hope this doesn't end like My Girl!

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Matty1188 6

That movie destroyed my childhood.

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Old_Man_Jenkins 0
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Run like the wind, my friend.

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DontClickOnMe 28

I hope you realized that in time to make a run for it.

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eddeeezzyy 19
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6- I clicked on you because I'm a fearless Armenian SSR bastard.

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KaanTech 0
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I clicked on you, becouse god told me so Believe me i m saying the truth. Trust me This is legit....

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onlychildFTW 33
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I like your blackbird 14. Very nice.

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CryMoreFMLs 14
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I clicked on him simply because he is beautiful.

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upsidedownfrownn 5

Considering that this is an FML, he probably didn't. Btw I clicked on you because you told not to.

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eddeeezzyy 19
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Could have been worse, you could've ran over a land mine like how I did the other day

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KaanTech 0
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Where? on battlefield 3 ? Or you just a another american soldier in middle-east dont knowing what the fuck you are doing there ? Trying to save the world from terrorists maybe ? 0_o

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eddeeezzyy 19
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Damn, this comment above me sucks. Lol you guys can thumb it down if you want, I don't care. I'm really tired right now, but i just love staying up till the new fmls come along lol

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eddeeezzyy 19
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*the comment above me as in MY comment, not the other guys comment

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monkeywrench1 10
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Run Forrest, run!!! :D

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KiwiKitten 2

Ouch... Sorry OP, that really stings.

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KiwiKitten 2

Don't point out puns, cuz then it's not funny...

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demonmonkey 13
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Don't worry, it wasnt that funny in the first place...

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KiwiKitten 2

Are puns ever funny though? Not really

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ladyLALAA 28
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I thinks some puns are punny...

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MrAfricanNinja 0
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Then what the hell is your point?

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ninjadinos 14
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Oh..shit. I hoped you ran as fast as you could in your house and are staying inside for life.

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