By Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to take a short cut driving through the snow. I skidded to avoid an oncoming car and ended up in someone's garden, inches from their brand new extension. The house belonged to a police officer. FML
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By  Sparx1_1  |  16

Just because women are better at owning their shit does not suddenly make men better drivers.
We rarely get snow in Vancouver so when we got a good dump of it last week things were horrible.
Yet what did we see? People driving on snow and black ice as if it was the middle of summer time.

Men and women get into the same number of accidents but men are more likely to hit and run while women are more likely to report even mild fender benders that do not need reporting.

In this case the OP deserves it for taking a short cut. When the weather is bad - slow the fuck down and stay on roads you are familiar with.

  mamamiaaa_fml  |  12

YDI. But since you're there knock on the door. Pretend you're doing a survey. Ask intimate questions. Then threaten to blackmail him. Or run to the car and drive away. That's what I do.

Women can drive. ahem.

  satomi_ishida  |  0

24 - I'm pretty sure the cop will be able to see the tell-tale signs of what they did. And since you said "that's what I do" I'm guessing you've done this before? A_a


Sounds dreadful.

Taking shortcuts is pointless, just like anything else you might attempt to do for convenience's sake. Your particular situation also illustrates the stupidity that's typical of your ape-like species. It's enough to make me even more depressed, and I didn't think that was possible.

Life. Don't talk to me about life.

  mamamiaaa_fml  |  12

46-You got your shades from Journeys? That's where I. Got mine. On black Friday. And they weren't on sale.

63- Thank you!

64- Yes of course I do that all the time. Do you think I could ever make up something like that?! It's so crazy it has to be true.

  DocBastard  |  38

The only thing women should be doing in the kitchen for you schmucks is deciding which knife to use to cut off your worthless dicks. You assholes probably go home at night and jerk off to gay porn before crying yourself to sleep. Piss off.