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By Anonymous / Sunday 30 December 2013 08:29 / United States
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I'm sorry, but I just don't understand how sitting on his belly would be cute. It really just sounds uncomfortable.

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Accidents happen, both of you will probably laugh about this in the very near future. Look at it this way, that would one hell of a funny story for a party.

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Agreed. If someone saw you both in that condition simultaneously... I can only imagine the look on their face! I had something similar happen and I got a black eye from it as well... Hahaha but trust me, it's gonna make a great tale!

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Perhaps writing in a long conglomerated manner will ease the reader's ability to read coherently albeit being confused by the run on sentence and the fact that too many ideas are being squashed into one singular sentence, ultimately culminating in wholehearted confusion on the reader's part and frustration on the writer's part as he muses angrily on why some philosophers (like Foucault, pertinently) insist on writing in such an obscure manner; if unable to convey, confuse.

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I'm sorry, but I just don't understand how sitting on his belly would be cute. It really just sounds uncomfortable.

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Have you never playfully sat on someone to pin them down to say. . .tickle him? It could be cute in their relationship. (: To each their own.

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OP is probably thin and light. Otherwise, I'm sure OP would hurt anyone if she sat on their stomach. I always sit on my boyfriend's stomach and he doesn't get uncomfortable or hurt. Although, I don't find it cute unless we are kissing or something of that nature.

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It's more sexy and arousing than anything. I mean, it's the visuals of girl on top without direct stimulation. I do that all the time, and they are definitely picturing you sitting a few inches lower.

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i often sit on top of my boyfriend. it usually leads to kissing which then leads to sex. i don't know if thats consideres cute, but he never complaines.

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Well, you can roll on top of them and sort of straddle their pelvis. That can be fun and not at all awkward.

I don't think that's what my beautician cousin meant when she told me, "It hurts to be beautiful," as she yanked on my hair in styling it.

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*whispers in Castillo's ear to look at her snout and remember that walruses are mammals so they are required to have hair.*

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I usually don't do this kind of thing, but I think you are adorable! I might just stare at your picture all day. I don't mean it in a creepy way, of course.

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