Animals: Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly... - FML

By frankkathy - 26/07/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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By boomstick - 25/09/2009 13:09 - United States

Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML

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Another pro-shoe argument

By where's the epipen - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Tampa

Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:34 - United States

Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML

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Bee plot

By rrr - 15/08/2011 15:55 - Canada

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By sisi9999 - 25/07/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

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By markzar - 05/05/2012 07:19 - United States - Amherst

Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML

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By Username - 25/05/2010 12:32 - France

Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML

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flockz 19

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:16

you ruined its suicide attempt what do u expect?

Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:22

that's deaths way of telling u to **** off

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salvorican 24

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:38

Shoot I would have just watched that bee drown

DeLpHe3zY 7

Wednesday 27 July 2011 2:19

ur so hardcore

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:39

It was actually trying to shake your hand as a way of saying thank you.

bigbadtim 7

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:39

I can't bee-lieve how funny this is. I am bee-side my self with laughter. Bee sure to learn your bees too, it's good to know which ones sting and which ones don't. Next time, try to bee careful.

lovelife9 12

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:42

I got stung by a wasp for the very first time. I was with my bf and we were on a playground and I out my hand on a bar and a wasp stung me right on the thumb and it hurt like hell!!! so yeah.

katynkayy 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:33

cool story, bro.

AnagenisisZagus 13

Wednesday 27 July 2011 3:41

Glad to know, glad to know. Now, go away.

variants 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:51

That is very interesting. Thank you for sharing!

tateh22 1

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:45

don't Bee so nice next time

julialoves0521 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:46

why would you save somethig trying to kill you!

Wynthos 2

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:50

YDI for trying to save a friggin bee.

xXSKYLARXx 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:54

a...uh....love sting?

Maryrox26 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:55

That sucks for you that you got stung but nice by trying to save it.:)

HomeAl0ne 20

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:55

There it was, jacking off in the shower when you so rudely disturbed it...

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