frankkathy
United States
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
MBean
The Valley, Anguilla
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
boomstick
United States
Ouchies
Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML
where's the epipen
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Tampa, United States
Another pro-shoe argument
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Anonymous
Binghamton, United States
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
hulagirl1217
United States
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML
rrr
Canada
Bee plot
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
sisi9999
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Jump in
Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML
markzar
Amherst, United States
Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML
Username
France
Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
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flockz 20
you ruined its suicide attempt what do u expect?
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
that's deaths way of telling u to **** off
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Sassybq1 13
Bee- Thanks bitch, but i was ment to die. -stings OP and dies-
cupcakes729 7
how does a honey bee drown?
Enigmax2514 7
Today, I was ******* fed up with the whining kids and the wife back home, making buzzing noises 24/7 as well as the congested living space. I decide to commit suicide in the ocean. then, a great force pushed me upwards away from danger. being a lover of irony, I stung the pink pillars to thwart my rescue and ended up dying anyways. FML, thankfully it's over :)
SGT_DBL 15
YDI for attempting to save something which exists only to cause pain and suffering.
Enigmax2514 7
**** u go read more books before u come Here and show how uneducated and ****** up u are. most animals attack only for self defense and the human race is one of the few species that do not bother about reasons for attacking others. a bee is only the bringer of pain and suffering? OMG HONEY BRINGS ME PAIN AND SUFFERING OMG I think your parents are the ones who brought the world pain and suffering
Enigmax2514 7
I'm sry I think there's a glitch I only replied to 145 :)
marylovesyou8D 7
why would you even do that lol~
Raesin 21
150, if it didn't have a brain the rest of its body wouldn't work. Even ants have brains, apparently more than you do. Everyone else, why did you even think Honey Bees don't sting? Of course they do, all kinds of bees do. How else would they defend the hive?
IYT 4
It's a bee... What did you think it was going to do, start weeping and put you in its will out of gratitude? But I guess a thoughtless act of kindness IS still an act of kindness.
sk8erd 15
Some things in life don't belong in life..
neoamaru_fml 8
well maybe it's one of those Suicidal Bees..they're rare ya know..
BrainStain 4
#145: Wait, bees exist only to cause pain and suffering? o_O
Lauko 0
I'm pretty sure honey bees do sting, but when they do, the stinger comes out with a venom sac attached, and they die. My whole foot swelled up for a week because I accidentally squeezed the venom in instead of scraping off the stinger with knife or credit card. *fun fact*