Uncle_Moe_Lester

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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

2%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

12%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

32%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

3%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

22%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Uncle_moe_lester's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating dinner with my family. My parents didn't want me to hear what they were talking about so they decided they would spell out the words so I wouldn't understand. I didn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 5 August 2009 05:15 / United States

Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fmlsrslyahhh / Tuesday 6 September 2011 19:40 / Singapore

Family Matters

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By whyme102008 - / Wednesday 13 July 2011 06:32 / United States

Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Mik - / Wednesday 8 June 2011 03:05 / United States

Today, I returned home after a three-week trip to Jamaica. When I opened the door to my room, I was greeted by a swarm of bees and their enormous nest, which was attached to my doorknob. Apparently, I'd forgotten to close the window properly before I left. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 29 April 2011 02:24 / United States

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Uncle_Moe_Lester

It's in the can!

Consolation prize

Mobility

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

Who’s the fairest of them all?

I agree, my mouse works.

50 favorites

50 quality comments

A new thumb

100 kick-ass comments

One more and it's business time

Family Matters