frankkathy
United States
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
MBean
The Valley, Anguilla
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
boomstick
United States
Ouchies
Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML
where's the epipen
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Tampa, United States
Another pro-shoe argument
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Anonymous
Binghamton, United States
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
hulagirl1217
United States
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML
rrr
Canada
Bee plot
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
sisi9999
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Jump in
Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML
markzar
Amherst, United States
Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML
Username
France
Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
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flockz 20
you ruined its suicide attempt what do u expect?
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
that's deaths way of telling u to **** off
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Comments (206)
jabee8 0
a bug doesn't even have a brain, don't expect it to have empathy...
LizzJizz 16
That ungrateful bastard
SpicyDuck 22
My guess is this bee, what ever bee variety it might bee, was probably abused, maybe had it's heart broken a few times and over all just had a very tough life cause he was such a softie. So he took the easy way out, dumbass here interrupted his death so he got pissed and tested the roumours to see if stinging someone actually killed him. Mission accomplished.
lolital_fml 10
it's really a shame it died especially if it's a honey bee since a lot of them are dying out it might've been a FML to you for getting stung (at least you didn't have an allergic reaction? then it would really be a FML) but it was definitely a FML for the bee
Fruhling 16
R.I.P. little bee
Fruitmonster2 15
HEY! Who you callin' yankee... oh, wait I'm not in the north...
canzonetta 16
Bees can actually swim. They take the water because they need it for honey production. So you didn't even save it. FYL.
super_sayin_trun 0
umm ok should not have even messed with it that was your own stupidity
Tesaatje 12
surprise surprise
Pazu_fml 10
YDI if you didn't expect that to happen. Some mammals might be able to recognize someone helping them, but an insect will always perceive us big fleshy things as threats.