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Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
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Tripartita 44

"Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know?" The sole of your foot has a photoreceptive surface that scanned the stinger for structural integri— "It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML" Ah, that makes sense too.

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WCARlover 34

Well, on the bright side it would appear that you found that epipen

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WCARlover 34

Well, on the bright side it would appear that you found that epipen

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holyshmolly 13

Now how many people can say they got stung by a dead bee? Ouch. Sorry OP. No idea what i would do. Put some vinegar on it perhaps?

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Bearsmomma 30

I stepped on a dying wasp. Feel for you ON. Luckily I'm not allergic though.

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cootiequeen4444 11

If you accidentally stepped on it. How do you know it was dead before stepping on it? It might have just been chilling on some flower and suddenly - incoming!- here comes your foot. And with no time left it did a hail Mary sting in hopes you would recoil. Or because it is a asshole bee who believes in fight over flight. Or... I guess it could already been dead... I wasn't there and/or a bee autopsy would be just a little extreme... besides not being a thing.

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captain_hero89 22

apparently he still had some fight left in him. a true warrior

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Tripartita 44

"Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know?" The sole of your foot has a photoreceptive surface that scanned the stinger for structural integri— "It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML" Ah, that makes sense too.

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RavenousRiley 2

Jeez, dude. Do you have a life outside of this site?

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Tripartita 44

No, so I lash out by asking strangers dumb and vaguely judgmental questions on the internet. Wait…

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RichardPencil 30

Aw, honey, you're just trying to deny that you killed the poor bee.

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tounces7 27

Perhaps this might be a lesson in not walking around barefoot outside.

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Lalala579121 27

And without an epipen handy if you know you're allergic to bees.

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Gwenevier 29

"Say, was you ever bit by a dead bee? Cause they can bite ya just as bad as when they was alive, especially if they was kinda mad when they died."

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childproofpizza 19

Better hope you have 800 bucks lying around

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