By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 295
You deserved it 11 255

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You grew up so fast :'(

hannahsnyder69 16

Alright, that's just creepy. It makes them look bad.

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You grew up so fast :'(

Hehehe, it would be even funnier if OP got tagged in the post.

It would be even better if both of them were tagged in the post.

hannahsnyder69 16

Alright, that's just creepy. It makes them look bad.

i agree. that's squicky. on the other hand, OP - be thankful that you've at least one other virgin hole to keep it inviolate only for yourself or save the best for the last! :)))

Redoxx_fml 22

Well are we counting ears too? Cause then that's three

5 if you count your nose

RedPillSucks 31

Don't forget the titty fuck. Does that count???

i also agree and on the other hand its quite embarassing.

Redoxx_fml 22

Oh Jiraiya...

hannahsnyder69 16

Family guy reference?

Redoxx_fml 22

Once you go black you go deaf

6 if you count bellybutton

Soniye 14

58- I thought it was "once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair". Lol! -white chicks

therealafroninga 10

Doesn't matter, had sex.

Redoxx_fml 22

Nah pics or it didn't happen

Parents always find out everything.

not true. my parents thought my brother and I pretended to smoke pot to be cool. little did they know....

Haha! Who thinks their kid "pretends" to do drugs??

Daughters exposed!

Redoxx_fml 22

Close the door next time?

rg350dx 29

OP puts the "fuck" back in FML

Redoxx_fml 22

FML= Fuck My Labia

rg350dx 29

Facebook My Lost (virginity)

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
Redoxx_fml 22

And add to that "pics or it didn't happen"

(She put a bag on my head..) STILL COUNTS!

They posted pics and a video, right? The joke is on them... They could have made A LOT of money...

67 What the hell is WRONG with you?

saIty 17

They must have had a secret camera. Therefore, they recorded child porn which makes them sick bastards.

Unless he/she is 30

TwiztedYuri 9

your sarcasm is bad. learn to use it correctly

saIty 17

Sorry I must have slept through my sarcasm class

I'd report them both on Facebook but that's so weird.

beneathitallxx 15

Talk to your about boundaries!

MissWhitneyB 17

Thats a very private moment to be posted on a very open website smh. Some people.