By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
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hannahsnyder69 16

Alright, that's just creepy. It makes them look bad.

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Screwie 25

Hehehe, it would be even funnier if OP got tagged in the post.

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sig4life 18

It would be even better if both of them were tagged in the post.

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hannahsnyder69 16

Alright, that's just creepy. It makes them look bad.

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lennelleong 33

i agree. that's squicky. on the other hand, OP - be thankful that you've at least one other virgin hole to keep it inviolate only for yourself or save the best for the last! :)))

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Redoxx_fml 22

Well are we counting ears too? Cause then that's three

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RedPillSucks 31

Don't forget the titty ****. Does that count???

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vehementbitch 4

i also agree and on the other hand its quite embarassing.

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hannahsnyder69 16

Family guy reference?

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Redoxx_fml 22

Once you go black you go deaf

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Soniye 14

58- I thought it was "once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair". Lol! -white chicks

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therealafroninga 10

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Nah pics or it didn't happen

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Fuhkyoo 17

not true. my parents thought my brother and I pretended to smoke pot to be cool. little did they know....

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omg36 7

Haha! Who thinks their kid "pretends" to do drugs??

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Redoxx_fml 22

Close the door next time?

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rg350dx 29

OP puts the "****" back in FML

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Redoxx_fml 22

FML= **** My Labia

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rg350dx 29

Facebook My Lost (virginity)

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cherries62212 16

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Redoxx_fml 22

And add to that "pics or it didn't happen"

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Freethaawave 19

(She put a bag on my head..) STILL COUNTS!

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christian_slate 16

They posted pics and a video, right? The joke is on them... They could have made A LOT of money...

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saIty 17

They must have had a secret camera. Therefore, they recorded child **** which makes them sick bastards.

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TwiztedYuri 9

your sarcasm is bad. learn to use it correctly

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saIty 17

Sorry I must have slept through my sarcasm class

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doubleddun 9

I'd report them both on Facebook but that's so weird.

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beneathitallxx 15

Talk to your about boundaries!

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MissWhitneyB 17

Thats a very private moment to be posted on a very open website smh. Some people.

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