By Anonymous - 25/10/2016 08:31

Today, without thinking, I casually advised my mum that the best way to get the piping nozzle clean is to 'fingerfuck' it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 863
You deserved it 4 815

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Then, before you could stop yourself, you told her that nipple clamps can help to hold problematic piping in place. Next you explained that ball gags make great replacement float balls, and then all hell broke loose as you found yourself reading your dissertation on the parallels between BDSM and proper house care.

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Then, before you could stop yourself, you told her that nipple clamps can help to hold problematic piping in place. Next you explained that ball gags make great replacement float balls, and then all hell broke loose as you found yourself reading your dissertation on the parallels between BDSM and proper house care.

I recommend a venn diagram.

You crack me up...

It's better than you saying that you'll clear her pipes.

I'll say this to you now. Literally ANYTHING is better than saying something like that to Mom.

Could be still worse. You could offer to tongue her pipe clean.

Touché…

Depending on the size of the tip, she may need to use 2 fingers

Dunno how old you are, but there MAY come a time when you and your mom might laugh at this together.

Freudian Slip?

Tell her she needs to spit on it first. A dry fingerfuck is good for no one.

well, that's one way of doing it.

who sais that to there mom??

I feel as though basic instinct should stop you from using words such as "fingerfuck" while talking to your mom. I can't see myself even accidentally saying something like this to my mom.