Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
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She's lost control
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Stars of CCTV
Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
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Ctrl_H 18
You grew up so fast :'(
hannahsnyder69 16
Alright, that's just creepy. It makes them look bad.
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Comments (107)
sluttyMouth 3
The NSA also found out by default.
andrew9623 9
She let me put my penis inside of herrrrr!
Omniprism 14
Oh that sucks. Maybe you should be the adult in this relationship and sit them down and talk to them about privacy yours and theirs. Or you could simply post on their pages a hint of something incriminating so maybe they get the hint. Sorry. I've had my trust violated by parents as well.
nishantvas 13
well, if you're a boy then I can see a little humour in this. but if you're a girl, that's creepy... way creepy.
jmcr 27
Either way its creepy i fail to see how one gender makes it less creepy than the other
katties 27
They gave you a good lesson - now you will never do it again! Oh, wait...
diamondviper 4
At least they didn't freak out and yell at you
goose12321 11
Were they in the next room or something?
JessicaZado 11
You must live with them or someone you knew told them. Either way FYL. Talk about embarrassing!
Melix 31
I just had sex, and my dreams came true!
Natsphotos1 9
Well if your 15 they should keep it to their selves and you shouldn't of lost it at such a young age.... But if your in your 20s and up, we'll then your parents are pretty ****** up.. Sorry