Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
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She's lost control
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Stars of CCTV
Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
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Ctrl_H 18
You grew up so fast :'(
hannahsnyder69 16
Alright, that's just creepy. It makes them look bad.
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Comments (107)
Dame84 6
That's phucked up on their part; it's really none of their business what you do
FaygoAndMiracles 18
It's kind of their business if they are young enough, and, since it sounds like a lot of people lose it in high school or sometimes middle school even, I get this feeling OP might be fairly young.
MrZsDad 19
At least it wasn't On YouTube....could be worse
mr_jack_meoff 5
You will always find it the last place you look, I didn't find find it , but I will keep an eye out for it, can you describe it to me?
sugoine 12
That's just hilarious!!! So, give them some payback-ask dear old Mum on Facebook how Pops's new vibrating cockring is-have a little fun...
Matt2499 3
Of course the YDI is 6969
reflexion213 11
Public shaming never goes out of style.
assassinthefirst 5
Guess what! It also ended up on FML
AwakwardIsMe 24
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