Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
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Anonymous
United States
She's lost control
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
carolinagirl
United States
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
josh
United States
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
TotallyDoneDating
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Anonymous
South Gate, United States
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Anonymous
Stars of CCTV
Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML
Thanks dicks
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
facebook
Australia
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Top comments
Ctrl_H 18
You grew up so fast :'(
hannahsnyder69 16
Alright, that's just creepy. It makes them look bad.
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Comments (107)
Trigabyte 8
Three words: SEARCH YOUR ROOM
kee_breezy32 34
why happened to the rule . "what happens in the house, stays in th house?"
Yebdog0506 2
"Hear ye, Hear ye, thine own daughter has fornicated and lost her virtue and I spent not a coin for it to happen!" - Op's Dad on Facebook.
snugglesMcGee199 23
Shouldn't it be 'mine own daughter'? Or have I been interpreting Old English incorrectly?
hdl1992 3
Uhm, what?
MysticMonkey 9
Long as you enjoyed it!
SweetasCandy0609 28
do you keep a diary maybe they found it.
80zChyld 2
If ur a boy embarrassing & funny, if ur a girl... sorry
arre2006 19
There is such thing as too much parental support here...
AwakwardIsMe 24
Maybe they're trying to embarrass you so you don't have sex anymore?
DirkNJ 2
They must be proud if they posted it on FB !