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woah
Well on the bright side was it a good movie :)
maybe he lost it to your mom
send him back "how weird so did I! was it with your best friend too?"
well he is a cheater
Hahaha FYL indeed
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Show it anywayYdi for going out to the movies with a horny hungry man at home. Jeez, girls these days...next thing you know they'll be voting. On the bright side you could probabily still take his ass virginity. And do it with the fury of a thousand suns. That'd cheer you up.
55, I have my opinion and you have yours. also you shouldn't call people retards. it's very offencive. what if my brother was mentally challenged?
First I win
what OP didn't say was that she was IN the movie in which she took his virginity. eh? ehh?!
Paigeatsfish, until you can properly spell words such as "offensive", you are indeed, retarded.
69, if your brother was mentally challenged I'd still support the use of calling each other retards. Go live in a cave.
meaning it's a Porno...
hehe Paige got the 69th comment...just saying (though it's probably too early to revive FML @ night... gonna wait for a new FML :-) ) to the OP... Maybe he Jizzed in his Pants and is counting that??? Hope for the best but definitely confront him about it... it is kinda a big deal if he cheated on you and then announced such via mass text...I'd be rather pissed off unless I knew it was a joke...
well there's a lot of "what if's" paigeatsflesh. what if you were smarter and didn't post dumb shit? we'll never know.
Jeebus #6...reading is your friend. =P That means he cheated. FYL indeed.
Tell him his hand can't his virginity
#19 that's funny
@41 that's not what your **** told my **** last night.... @85 Omg I say jeebus too! :D
51 Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
can't take his virginity* damn the itouch
offensive* @69
#96...you mean ITouchMyself, right? I know...it even autocorrects its own name go figure... ...but seriously... typing is tough on those darned virtual keyboards
Mark of a classy woman: one who passes on the multitude of vag synonyms and opts for her '****'.
there's movie theatres in kitchens?!?
#103 darn these virtual keyboards is right. it takes me 5 minutes to type a short message with perfect grammar.
DICK.
119- at least he didn't hide it :(
neva would have happened if u were makin him a sammich =D
hide what? wait nevermind I'll just look stupid again. *facepalm.
Not just you, MF12. I get at least a good 40 WPM on the iPod touch.
don't feel bad Sam :P I was meaning he didn't hide that he had sex with another chick :/ but still a doshe for mass texting it
oooh okay I see lol.
no one cares 41
137- no one cares
142 no on cares
this post is faker then a pornstars ****.
144: no one cares.
haha chain ftw :)
you got snubbed bitch
paigeatsflesh. it's my opinion, that your opinion is invalid.
your an actor? (she sed she was in a movie)
Thank you 41. Do you have anything else you want to tell us about urself?
yeah ho ass ******
yea true and I don't even sen those kindbof text messages out even know I hang out with alot of girls
What a *****.
where's snickers? I don't see her trolling around....
I feel bad for you op. the mass text was saying how he just lost his virginity, meaning he cheated. that sucksss, my boyfriend and I lost our virginities to each other
Why was your phone on at the movies? Didn't the nice talking animals tell you to turn it off?
it was you!!!
77- until you can construct a sentence that includes a comma correctly, you too, are retarded.
or because her boyfriend(they are both 12 years old) doesn't know what his virginity is and their shoulders touched and bow~chicka~wowow
doof.
That's funny cause I recently got a text that said the exact same thing. Do you happen to live in Las Vegas OP?
I'm guessing that he wasn't cheating. no one would be retarded enough to send out a mass txt saying he cheated. although, if he did, that's ur fault op he has needs and u obviously weren't meeting them.
what if they did it in the movie theater and the fml is about how he told everyone. if not YDI for going to the movies alone....
haha good one
maybe he meant he lost his ass cherry?
Real question here is why did you have your phone on during a movie?
31- exactly.
Not a very responsible thing to say, but I like the way you think :-D
and to think... I was first :D
paigeatsflesh is hot
Awww Jhon you are a cutie! So I'll be nice to you. This is the Internet, the majority of people truly don't care how somthing is spelled. Unfortunetly you are the minority of people who do. It's Almost sad how you are so self absorbed in yourself. Op I am very sorry that this has happened to you. Don't feel bad though either it was a fake txt or it was his mom who sent the txt because he can't get laid. Hope everything works out.
exactly #34
anybody who waits for sex when we have condoms and pills and crazy doctors..is either sheltered, secretely gay, hormonally imbalanced, or just fugly
#51, zomg hilarious
what?!?!?!? that sucks •.•
Paige, I'm saying this cuz I cate about you. stick to being a tease and landing a Porno.
47, if that was the case, OP would be the only one to receive it, not a mass message, if the friend wanted to be a jackass by screwing with their relationship
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Show it anyway*small violin*
Don't worry, you'll get it someday, and when you do, it won't be as great as it seems. *snicker* That's what she said!
I was first once. But the damn commies thought my comment didn't worship Stalin enough, so they took my pet cow and drowned it in evaporated milk, just to prove their point. I miss Bessie so much..... *sniff*
I won
Chloe, OP was at the movie; her bf was not. The implication is that her bf cheated on her.
It's ok #2... so did the OP but it didn't work out for either of you :-(
#99 Technicially, speaking the OP never says her bf is not with her in the movie. She may have just got laid too and he's sending out a text to all his buddies and she's embarrassed by it. If I were her bf I would only hope to think this is true....soooo hot!
lol
ya he was in the movie next to you right?
that sucks some fierce ballz. i hope itwas a good movie atleast
Help him find his poor hamster!
win!!! yes sir you made me laugh in a world of laughless FML's
haha i wouldnt doubt it
im confused.. was he in the movie with youu?
@11 Or it was probably as 47 said that his friends got his phone and sent the text to f*k with him.
I feel really stupid after reading the explanation (thanks for not being rude, 21).
You have to go and look for that bitch and bitch slap her. Yeah... FYL.
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Your boyfriend already posted about his loss of virginity last April: "Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
woah