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By  Demetra_fml  |  0

Your boyfriend already posted about his loss of virginity last April: "Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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  mshafty  |  0

This is leaving out too many facts! Is she upset because he's telling everyone he finally got to bang the OP, or she really fucked because some other slut gave it up to him instead of her. Either way FYL, but one is way worse than the other!

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  paigeatsflesh  |  11

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  xxeastwoodxx  |  0

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  Back_In_Action  |  18

34, that's retarded. God forbid people wait to have sex when they're ready/responsible enough to handle the possible consequences and not so that their s.o. won't cheat on them. People are so stupid.

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  paigeatsflesh  |  11

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  DGross  |  8

hehe Paige got the 69th comment...just saying (though it's probably too early to revive FML @ night... gonna wait for a new FML :-) ) to the OP... Maybe he Jizzed in his Pants and is counting that??? Hope for the best but definitely confront him about it... it is kinda a big deal if he cheated on you and then announced such via mass text...I'd be rather pissed off unless I knew it was a joke...

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  DGross  |  8

#96...you mean ITouchMyself, right? I know...it even autocorrects its own name go figure... ...but seriously... typing is tough on those darned virtual keyboards

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  cristallynn  |  0

I feel bad for you op. the mass text was saying how he just lost his virginity, meaning he cheated. that sucksss, my boyfriend and I lost our virginities to each other

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  woofis  |  0

I'm guessing that he wasn't cheating. no one would be retarded enough to send out a mass txt saying he cheated. although, if he did, that's ur fault op he has needs and u obviously weren't meeting them.

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  All4UandOnlyU  |  4

Awww Jhon you are a cutie! So I'll be nice to you. This is the Internet, the majority of people truly don't care how somthing is spelled. Unfortunetly you are the minority of people who do. It's Almost sad how you are so self absorbed in yourself. Op I am very sorry that this has happened to you. Don't feel bad though either it was a fake txt or it was his mom who sent the txt because he can't get laid. Hope everything works out.

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  r0ck5t4r  |  3

you're psychotic. did you consider that maybe the girl he cheated on you with didn't know he had a girlfriend? and just because someone hurts you emotionally doesn't give you the right to hurt them physically. keep it up and you'll end up in prison

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  pokewolfey  |  6

47, if that was the case, OP would be the only one to receive it, not a mass message, if the friend wanted to be a jackass by screwing with their relationship

By  tugknife  |  0

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  gigi_bella  |  0

I was just first on the newer post about trippng over a pair of jeans in a messy room. My comment is now buried. :) Don't get so excited. Whatever comment was a that's-what-she-said moment is win. :)

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  afatmonkey  |  0

I was first once. But the damn commies thought my comment didn't worship Stalin enough, so they took my pet cow and drowned it in evaporated milk, just to prove their point. I miss Bessie so much..... *sniff*

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  Sinisin2010  |  0

#99 Technicially, speaking the OP never says her bf is not with her in the movie. She may have just got laid too and he's sending out a text to all his buddies and she's embarrassed by it. If I were her bf I would only hope to think this is true....soooo hot!

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  CyclonePsycho  |  1

Thank goodness I wasn't the only one confused. I was thinking "WTF?! What are you doing in the movie theater!" Rofl, glad to know I'm not the only idiot wandering around here. xD

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