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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

65%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

10%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

51%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

6%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

11%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

8%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

1%

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Green2go's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 15 September 2013 19:53 / Romania - Bucharest

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 2 September 2013 20:37 / United States - Mountain Home

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. I thought it was all going really well, until I looked up a minute or two in, only to be greeted by a stone-cold death glare and the words, "You really are an idiot, aren't you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 2 November 2012 19:46 / Netherlands - Delft

Today, I had a cyst in my butt removed. The doctors had to make a hole, and then fill it with gauze before sending me home. As soon as I got back, my sister decided to kick me in the butt as hard as she could. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hurtinrealbad / Tuesday 16 October 2012 17:25 / United States - Tempe

green2go

Beginner

Night owl

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Mobility

I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

Who’s the fairest of them all?

I agree, my mouse works.

Judgmental

It's in the can!

Consolation prize

50 quality comments

100 kick-ass comments

YDI Master

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

A new thumb

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

50 favorites

One more and it's business time