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About Ctrl_h

I don't know how to have casual conversation. You think you're talking about one thing, and either you are and it's incredibly boring, or you're not because it's subtext and you need a decoder ring.

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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

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Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

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I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

91%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

62%
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

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The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

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Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in

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My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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