Love: Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks...

By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

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By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

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By Amy (grossed out) - 27/04/2014 13:43 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted that we left the Skype call on all night so it was like I was there with him. I woke up to the sound of him vomiting loudly at 3am. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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By turnmyphoneoff - 24/09/2019 00:01

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML

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Today, my boyfriend video-called me in the middle of the night, drunk after a night out of partying. He told me that he was chatted up by a girl and proudly exclaimed that he told her off, given his status, all the while showing large hickeys on his neck. FML

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By Aus - 26/04/2012 14:43 - United States

Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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By Clader - 10/12/2008 03:09 - France

Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML

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By paulinapo - 30/05/2013 01:53 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML

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lexiBRo 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:17

Well.. that sucks, esp. for his g/f, but can you really expect anything out of a guy you are just casually sleeping with???

fuckitfuckitfuck 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:39

saw that coming halfway through the first sentence. it was probably the fact that you referred to him as the guy you've been sleeping with, as opposed to your boyfriend. this isn't an FML. this is a "I can't believe it took you that long to figure it out."

Comments

quackquackquac 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:03

That sucks. :(

nonotme 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:29

If you were trying to have a real relationship instead of ******* this might not have happened. YDI for being a ****.

famas48 0

Monday 20 July 2009 18:33

MAN YOU ARE ****!!!!

Phillay632 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 1:56

That doesn't really suck, because she deserved it. If you notice, the OP opens her FML with "the guy I've been sleeping with" rather than "the guy I've been dating", which infers that it was just casual sex and not an actual monogamous relationship. If she is sleeping with a guy who she is not dating, then she totally deserved that for expecting too much from a booty call.

boredperson 0

Friday 28 August 2009 23:15

agreed, here is a song i wrote about you "shes a super ****, super ****, she is super SLUTTY"

killerviral 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 3:36

he must of been hammerd and thought u were a friend so he was going to call u

PatRme 9

Friday 14 May 2010 20:14

****

davizv 0

Friday 8 July 2011 10:20

it sucks, yea, but she said sleeping with not boyfriend. not as big of a deal. but still sucks

perryscherry 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:05

I guess now you dont have to ask where the relationship is going..... sorry OP, FYL indeed.

SaintJimmy 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:06

If he was that drunk he might've meant you.

spoo 24

Monday 20 July 2009 17:49

that't what I was thinking... I would have waited to see if they dialed my #

emorockerownage 9

Monday 20 July 2009 17:57

thats what i was thinking

Dalarsco 0

Monday 20 July 2009 20:48

My thought exactly. If he's that drunk then he might have not known who was taking care of him. All of you saying it's YDI for having casual sex need to stop being such self aggrandizing prudes. It's OK for people to have differing views on sex. You might need a full committed relationship, but casual sex is just as valid for the people who like it.

schwelty 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:19

You're exactly right, but deciding to casually have sex means you understand that you are not attached whatsoever. People have no right to bitch that their **** buddy ****** someone else.

Giselle468 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:05

Are you a an idiot or something? She's not jeolous that he's ******* another woman. She's pissed that he didn't tell her that he was seeing someone. That firmly plants her in the other woman category. I'm pretty sure that she's not so happy about that.

boundforglorywt 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:16

cool story

lexiBRo 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:17

Well.. that sucks, esp. for his g/f, but can you really expect anything out of a guy you are just casually sleeping with???

DuhthatsObvious 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:19

I feel so bad for his girlfriend, I can't believe you expected any respect for this guy anyway, when you guys have been having meaningless sex for 3 weeks. Maybe you should wait to be in a relationship with a guy before opening your legs, tramp!

girandwogpig 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:35

Whoa whoa whoa whoa....stop it.....stop it..

123sploosh 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:02

every guy does that. if a girl does that, it doesnt make her a tramp. shes not a tramp hes a tramp

Sipos 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:51

Stop being such a dick. What's up with calling girls ***** or tramps because thye have casual sex? It sucks that guys do it and it's cool but girls do it and it makes them a ****.