Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
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Anonymous
United States
She's lost control
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
carolinagirl
United States
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
josh
United States
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
TotallyDoneDating
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Anonymous
South Gate, United States
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Anonymous
Stars of CCTV
Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML
Thanks dicks
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
facebook
Australia
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
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Ctrl_H 18
You grew up so fast :'(
hannahsnyder69 16
Alright, that's just creepy. It makes them look bad.
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Comments (107)
JustPlayTheGame 6
At least you no longer have to go through the torture of people asking if your still a virgin... No your right ...sucks to be you.
myoukei 31
Being a virgin isn't a crime, nor is your sex life anyone else's business.
JustPlayTheGame 6
Your comment is invalid, I never once mentioned it being a crime or a bad thing, but as most people know, adolescents seem to find it a great thing to take the piss out of. Hence a lot of the ask to make jokes. Please understand a comment before you post something unrelated.
myoukei 31
How was my comment unrelated? I'm a teenager, and if someone was to ask if i'm a virgin or not i'll tell them that it's none of their damn business. You have to be pretty insecure if you think answering is torture. :/
gotaplanstan 28
Nice grammar skills 14, there awesome!
Jac_d_ipper 10
Gotta just love your parents, they are awesome!
Alkpwn 6
Location, location, location... ;)
chanellgymnast 17
What little *****.
Alkpwn 6
Still better than YouTube? O.o
Kidkaplan 19
That's a personal thing, nobody should post stuff like that. Sorry op
grumpybr 13
Seriously, who does that?? You'd think parents would know better.
aliciaanomalyyxo 12
That's so ****** up, that's no one's business but yours and your partner, Id smash their computers
RedPillSucks 31
This sort of depends on how old OP is, don't you think?
skyttlz 32
The computer didn't do anything wrong! :0
kallima_fml 3
I'm kinda curious as to what they actually posted. I mean did they expect to get props for posting that their kid got laid? There's a meme in there somewhere....
rom_rider777 8
Don't be loud next time. lol... jk. Make a joke on fb about it. Ppl will think it's not true.