Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
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Anonymous
United States
She's lost control
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
carolinagirl
United States
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
josh
United States
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
TotallyDoneDating
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Anonymous
South Gate, United States
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Anonymous
Stars of CCTV
Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML
Thanks dicks
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
facebook
Australia
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Top comments
Ctrl_H 18
You grew up so fast :'(
hannahsnyder69 16
Alright, that's just creepy. It makes them look bad.
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Comments (107)
MrE187 12
I guess one of y'all was a screamer.
mariazzz 5
Did they tag you as well? Lol
Marie314 17
Did they tag you?
Marie314 17
I take my comment back! Someone said it before me.
RedPillSucks 31
No take-backsies in FML. Own it (say something like "great minds think alike", or some other nonsense).
olpally 32
"I just had sex" video anyone? "i called my parents right after I was done, oh, hey, didn't see ya there" lol.
aimeecuria 9
Have sex, nek min parents posts status. Thats kinda creepy lol
FrankHotpants 31
That's a bit intrusive but it's nothing to be embarrassed about, everyone will have their first sooner or later.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
I'm being nitpicky, but, actually, some people are either celibate, asexual, or just never find a person they want to do that with, so, while a large percent of the population will, not everyone.
Catkam623 27
And it felt so goood!!
LissaMccracken 23
Creepy. How'd they find out!? Ugh, FYL
buddy51 23
OP- It's like a double-orgasmic money shot! You lost your virginity and found out your parents are intrusive ass-hats at the same time! Be sure to take the hymen road when you pop their cherry, reverse their cowgirl, Toledo Hot Pocket and Mexican Sanchez 'em and tell them your in and out is out of bounds for their Facebook f**k-friends-with-benefits.....
EpicSquishii 21
No.
imtooshy 18
Weird, strange and terrible behaviour for parents. They need to grow up and respect your privacy. Set some boundaries for them since they're obviously clueless.