By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
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fayettie 3

wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!

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MuffyStJacques 0

I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.

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Comments

ilovejorgerabara 3

Yeah? that's all you are going to write?!? lol! Op, that is disgusting! FYL! what a bitch.

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LTHoratioCaine 4

you would deserve it if she gave you warning.. how can you not notice the stuff on your toothbrush she could be joking though

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dre_bro11 12

30, I'd guess it was the first time this happen, and if she was joking, it'd be a shitty joke.

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noobgang7 5

Just be sure to brush your teeth the next time you guys make out. I mean, you clearly didn't notice your toothbrush tasted like shit after all this time, but she might taste it on your mouth and eventually stop cleaning up your shit with it.

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Mimiroxxi 0

well maybe he shouldn't leave skids in the first place that's nasty

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mintcar 9

12, if he or she wants to type " lol" then it's perfectly fine to do so. People always have to find something to complain about.

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msmandy 0

150- couldn't have said it better myself!:P

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Skroal_stomper 5

I really do not think a wife would do something like that.

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a_cassie 4

eww.... that's so gross!

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Kua_Mei 0

#150: You're complaining about someone commenting in complaint of another's comment... Does anyone else see the hypocrisy in this?

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ilovejorgerabara 3

#292, Thank you I was about to say something like that. #150, what does it matter to you what I am writing in response to #1. Stop being annoying.

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Attica 20

that's naive.. depends who you're married to. I bet there are plenty of spouses that would do something like this..PostSecret, for example, demonstrates this stuff at times :(

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Mimiroxxi 0

292, that's was not really complaint nor hypocrisy 303, yeah stop bitching about something so little and unimportant.

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EnvyMe33 26

You do know that there are some really crazy women out there, right? I personally don’t have to share my toilet with my husband because we have three bathrooms in our house and he has his own.

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sarapsosis 1

that's hot???!!? meh I guess some people are into that kinda shit

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

I see what you did there :D Actually, I don't... that's just plain disgusting >_<

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MissBunny25 0

puppy got a boner?? no! im going o take you straight to the vet and have you fixed :D

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Muliar 0

damn 240 beat me to it

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EnvyMe33 26

Was the pun intended lol

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fayettie 3

wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!

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msmandy 0

184 hahaha so true!! I bet she didn't even think about that!x)

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RavenRiley007 4

that's fd up skid marks=shit-stained toothbrush her turn!

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MakeAScene 4

Then again, she's the one kissing him.

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MissBunny25 0

17, I'm going to start by saying, shut the **** up. if you're allowed to be here, then so is this bleeding cupcake. if you have a problem with it then go play with your dick somewhere, spit ****. to be honest, I'd rather speak with the bleeding cupcake than you. it seems as though he has more people skills. Love, MissBunny25

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Crucial347 0

Speaking of bleeding... pms somewhere else lol

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Naomiiiii 0

And in swoops MissBunny! Defender of the innocent! Master of the overkill! Savior of cupcakes everywhere!

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MissBunny25 0

175, no, im not having pms. when I do, I'll let you know. by the way, you don't even know what pmsing is, clearly. it's before your period. therefore, I would not be bleeding if I were pmsing. however, I disagree with talking about feminine things to males. no need to scare them. nice try though, 175. a cookie for effort.

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UmbraeCatervae 0

^ your my new personal hero lol

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C6Racer 0

Did you cook yourself some victory macaroni?

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darkmis1 17

Whenever a girl is annoyed, guys always attribute it to her period. Seriously-grow up!

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iampunk 0

Or maybe you should just stay in the kitchen where you belong?

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Crucial347 0

agreed. there shouldn't be a computer in the kitchen :/

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dvl2035 10

one word: shutthefuckupyoufuckinbitchassloogylickingbastard.

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calbabe96 5

Its so ******* immature when guys automatically assume girls are pmsing when they're emotional... and the whole 'kitchen' thing is pissing me off. sexist bitches.

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CrumbledCookies 0

FHL, she doesn't realize that your mouth kisses hers. haha

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atthegates 0

no it really doesn't at all. if that got pulled on me I would ****** lose my mind on that bitch

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mattsmith1990 0

woah man that is not cool time to buy a new toothbrush lol

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TheFamilyGuy 0

everytime she's on her period and leaves her pads in the trash id rub her tooth brush in it.

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darkmis1 17

I'm pretty sure that'd be noticeable.

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chester75 5

and the brown stains and horrendous smell isn't

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zman0900 11

Time to buy a new wife!

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DiamondFinish 0

I LOL'd Use her toothbrush to clean your ass next time. Mintass flavor.

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lis54 1

your a loser! yeah thats funny, but i bet your a douche so stfu!

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Mindtrap 0

yes but 6 isn't the one who can't make her picture right side up :P

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jlperry31 10

I agree. then take her dirty tampon and empty into her shampoo or face cream. or you could use your man juice as a replacement for her face cream and I bet she stops messing with your toothbrush.

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zattele 3

omg I lol so hard I pissed myself your suggestion is pure win!

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danii_s2 0

Start cleaning your skid marks.... with her toothbrush.

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12Freaking3 0

Are you retarded or something XD, that's not punishment, thats cruelty and the bitch deserves a slap upside the head and a forcefeed of dogshit

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Ioannes 0

That freaking sux but I'd wager u surely learned a lesson: clean toilet before leaving. Plus it's kinda common courtesy b/c who likes to use a toilet with feces all over it?

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Mindtrap 0

ikr I mean seriously but you have to admit her response was rather extreme. coulda at least told him to clean up after himself BEFORE she used his toothbrush

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vettle 6

maybe she tried over and over but he didn't listen.

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scottishandrew1 0

me too 

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PeteyPablo12308 20

That is ******* disgusting. However, this is definitely going in my favorites.

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Pzml 0

haha I agree... added to my list of favorites too!

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EmeryBaby 6

haha mine too! :)

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