By clean - 16/09/2013 07:51 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 148
You deserved it 4 273

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can't blame the kid for wanting to be minty fresh

feldco1 17

At least this didnt say "my toothbrush."


can't blame the kid for wanting to be minty fresh

Did he at least floss after?

Well, who's toothbrush was it?

CallMeMcFeelii 13

I remember the fml way back when the brother found out his sister was using his electronic toothbrush to pleasure herself. I did not expect a father to find his son using a normal toothbrush to wash his wang off. Obviously he should have used an electronic SpongeBob toothbrush instead. The "FUN" song really helps to get into those hard to reach areas.

*minty flesh

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

He wanted to make sure his girlfriend's breath smelled nice.

tjv3 10

Wouldn't that hurt? You would think it would

JocelynKaulitz 28

Brush-a brush-a brush-a :)

Fitzinator1995 13

it wasn't yours was it?

Gingerette 8

I giggled hardcore at this. I think he should get props for being hygienic.

That's the complete opposite of being hygienic

ViRepz 28

#17 How is it? The FML never said it was the same regular toothbrush that is used to brush teeth.

I can't imagine something as rough as a toothbrush would be a good tool for cleaning something so delicate...that skin is soft and could potentially get cut (or at least very sore), which could become infected. Therefore, not hygienic.

#32 it doesn't have to say. Anybody who has a brain can come to the conclusion that he was using a toothbrush that is used to brush your teeth

48 he could have bought a separate toothbrush specifically for that task.

48 - I have a toothbrush for cleaning behind my ears. It's never been used for anything else. Yes it's a bit strange, but there's no reason to conclude I also use it for teeth.

Oh those awkward parent moments

I hope you haven't had any of these, you look about 9 years old

ViRepz 28

She could be the cause of the moments?

Those awkward parent moments. Can u imagine how the kid felt. And now the whole FML community will see it.

I agree.. aint a parent but hell I would not know how to respond. lol

feldco1 17

At least this didnt say "my toothbrush."

what I wonder is who's toothbrush...

That's what I was wondering, who's toothbrush is it?

That was what I was thinking. It can always be worse.

A clean penis is a happy one, no?

We can only hope he didn't clean the inside of the pipe work if you catch my drift...

RedPillSucks 31

Maybe he's got a hoodie and is cleaning the inside of that...

That would be really painful.

Where has he been putting it, if it has plaque buildup?

Probably in someone's mouth.

A dirty mouth.. :0

ileenefudge 29

Clean is up with orbit! :D

kaymi 17

If it was your toothbrush, fyl. Otherwise eh, he cleaned his penis who cares about the method he used? Lol

150493x 29

He wants it in mint condition

Wouldn't that hurt?

No it actually feels good...,not that I would know or anything

Brenna19 5

Only way to find out is to try lol

Quite alot actually, which surprises me since the majority of people who do clean are uncircumcised and if one is uncircumcised it's usually pretty sensitive down there.

In just gonna go ahead and pass on the opportunity.

Patriot115 10

I hope it wasn't your toothbrush