Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
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killuhand
| 12
can't blame the kid for wanting to be minty fresh
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feldco1
| 17
At least this didnt say "my toothbrush."
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killuhand
| 12
can't blame the kid for wanting to be minty fresh
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Kamon97
| 23
Did he at least floss after?
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GoingCommando93
| 14
Well, who's toothbrush was it?
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
I remember the fml way back when the brother found out his sister was using his electronic toothbrush to pleasure herself. I did not expect a father to find his son using a normal toothbrush to wash his wang off. Obviously he should have used an electronic SpongeBob toothbrush instead. The "FUN" song really helps to get into those hard to reach areas.
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darkitsuki
| 2
*minty flesh
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LowExpectations
| 30
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
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sarah6786
| 14
He wanted to make sure his girlfriend's breath smelled nice.
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tjv3
| 10
Wouldn't that hurt? You would think it would
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JocelynKaulitz
| 28
Brush-a brush-a brush-a :)
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Fitzinator1995
| 13
it wasn't yours was it?
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Gingerette
| 8
I giggled hardcore at this. I think he should get props for being hygienic.
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biggestfan23
| 11
That's the complete opposite of being hygienic
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ViRepz
| 28
#17 How is it? The FML never said it was the same regular toothbrush that is used to brush teeth.
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doodlecloud
| 26
I can't imagine something as rough as a toothbrush would be a good tool for cleaning something so delicate...that skin is soft and could potentially get cut (or at least very sore), which could become infected. Therefore, not hygienic.
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biggestfan23
| 11
#32 it doesn't have to say. Anybody who has a brain can come to the conclusion that he was using a toothbrush that is used to brush your teeth
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vipirius
| 18
48 he could have bought a separate toothbrush specifically for that task.
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evilplatypus
| 38
48 - I have a toothbrush for cleaning behind my ears. It's never been used for anything else. Yes it's a bit strange, but there's no reason to conclude I also use it for teeth.
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unlucky_lucy
| 17
Oh those awkward parent moments
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lbrown66
| 12
I hope you haven't had any of these, you look about 9 years old
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ViRepz
| 28
She could be the cause of the moments?
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whyisitme12
| 19
Those awkward parent moments. Can u imagine how the kid felt. And now the whole FML community will see it.
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Chumbowamba
| 10
I agree.. aint a parent but hell I would not know how to respond. lol
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feldco1
| 17
At least this didnt say "my toothbrush."
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boating_guy
| 33
what I wonder is who's toothbrush...
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sk1tt135
| 22
That's what I was wondering, who's toothbrush is it?
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Sansa_fml
| 38
That was what I was thinking. It can always be worse.
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Kaatosade
| 9
A clean penis is a happy one, no?
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ZingZilla
| 8
We can only hope he didn't clean the inside of the pipe work if you catch my drift...
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Maybe he's got a hoodie and is cleaning the inside of that...
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NightHawk387
| 22
That would be really painful.
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Warmonger_Smurf
| 29
Where has he been putting it, if it has plaque buildup?
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Miss_Latina
| 13
Probably in someone's mouth.
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Chumbowamba
| 10
A dirty mouth.. :0
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ileenefudge
| 29
Clean is up with orbit! :D
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kaymi
| 17
If it was your toothbrush, fyl. Otherwise eh, he cleaned his penis who cares about the method he used? Lol
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150493x
| 29
He wants it in mint condition
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massinator5
| 4
Wouldn't that hurt?
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Blackcatluck
| 19
No it actually feels good...,not that I would know or anything
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Brenna19
| 5
Only way to find out is to try lol
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RollingCakes
| 21
Quite alot actually, which surprises me since the majority of people who do clean are uncircumcised and if one is uncircumcised it's usually pretty sensitive down there.
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massinator5
| 4
In just gonna go ahead and pass on the opportunity.
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Patriot115
| 10
I hope it wasn't your toothbrush