Health: Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using... - FML

By aggghghgh - 14/05/2016 08:51

Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML

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Sunday 15 May 2016 0:20

How does that even happen?

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Sunday 15 May 2016 0:13

I guess you guys are real close!

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Sunday 15 May 2016 0:13

I guess you guys are real close!

Migole 36

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Sunday 15 May 2016 0:20

How I met your mother, anyone?

hurtfulcomment 5

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Sunday 15 May 2016 0:42

I was thinking the same thing haha

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Sunday 15 May 2016 0:51

I remember seeing this scene and thinking it was so unrealistic…guess not lol

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Tuesday 5 July 2016 21:46

I've read like 3 FMLs that reminded me of How I Met Your Mother so far today, including this one.

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Sunday 15 May 2016 0:20

How does that even happen?

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Sunday 15 May 2016 0:41

I know that in my house we bought a bunch of electric tooth brushes a couple years back and they all looked the same. Then we just held them in a cup in the cabinet so we easily got confused until we labeled them. Maybe something like that happened.

Wizardo 33

Sunday 15 May 2016 0:27

Sounds like you got each other's plaque.

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Sunday 15 May 2016 0:29

Is there only one toothbrush in the house?

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Sunday 15 May 2016 0:37

I'm very curious as to how that even happens.

orangejubejube 20

Sunday 15 May 2016 1:15

That happened with my housemate. I put new toothbrushes in our stockings at Christmas and we both thought the green one was ours for at least a few weeks.

yenze 18

Sunday 15 May 2016 1:27

I feel like ive read this fml on random before

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Sunday 15 May 2016 1:32

Wow. You indirectly kissed your whole family.

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Sunday 15 May 2016 20:13

More like indirectly French kissed.

dragoongirl90 34

Sunday 15 May 2016 1:42

How in God's name does that even happen?

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