valri3

About Valri3

Well since you insist... I am around the age of 17, living in the Houston, Texas area, currently attending High School from which I will graduate from soon, and currently looking into some Universities. I usually access this site from my iPod, which most of my comments do not go through because of whatever reason the app is going through. So with that being said I probably won't see any messages that you might send me, until it's about a month old... But in all, looking to please all and be pleased! Looking to make friends on this site but in all to just laugh at ones misfortunes...FYI. (Though this has been quite a hard one)

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Valri3's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sucks / Thursday 12 March 2009 17:53 / United States

Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dirtyclothess / Monday 2 May 2011 00:01 /

Today, I was sword fighting in a play when I accidentally hit the other person in the head. He called me a bitch and stormed off stage, leaving me alone with an audience of 50. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By me / Saturday 30 April 2011 04:25 / United States

Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By PFCdavila - / Wednesday 23 March 2011 03:46 / United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 21 March 2011 17:32 / United Kingdom

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