Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Ouch
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Top comments
fayettie 3
wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!
MuffyStJacques 0
I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.
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Comments (221)
slikbak 0
daammn thats disgusting!! now u learn ur lesson. just get her back
Amaxwell 0
your wife is a ******* nasty ass bitch but seriously, clean up your own shit lol
Twiggi 0
your wife is genius I am showing this to my boyfriend
Krilleee 5
oh that's just disgusting!! OP FYL.
katesaba1022 0
good!....u shouldn't b leaving skid marks....ur how old?
odexy 12
Or you use a toilet brush. Flush twice? What a waste.
Lovepink13 0
haha! how long has she been doing this?
amh721 0
You are NOT a child. You're a grown a*ss man that should know better enough to clean up after yourself instead of waiting for your wife to do it because she's a 'woman.' This isn't a feminist rant, this is a 'don't be a f*cking nasty pig.' No one should be cleaning after you, hick.
kportal69 5
that's ******. and Soooo not sanitary and a really bitchy thing to do for something like that.
CrazyManNo9 29
Okay, listen up. He said IN not ON. So, LEAVE THE BITCH. First, mess with her food, bad. Done & Done!