Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Anonymous
Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML
aggghghgh
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
clean
Ashfield, Australia
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Ouch
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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fayettie 3
wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!
MuffyStJacques 0
I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.
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Comments (221)
blackarrow_fml 7
nasty
DoubleAgent00 0
Its time to get a divorce!!
ugliness 6
or buy a new toothbrush?....
DoubleAgent00 0
Or buy a new wife because he can never trust her again, I wouldn't
CitrusGirl 0
Or sit down and talk about it? Man, no wonder there's so many divorces these days.
a_nutritionist 10
id say deliberately abusing and exposing your SO to illness over a petty chore would definitely be acceptable grounds for a divorce. if abuse doesnt sound like a just reason to you then what is? do we really need to sit down our partners and explain that this behaviour is unacceptable before we leave them? id like to think not.
docscientist 10
In the toilet bowl under the water. Not on the seat. His wife is an insane ******* hell-bitch.
collinp89 1
yeah, but what shes doing isnt...? besides, couple more flushes and itll wash off... ******* women.
notquite69 0
You're a pig and your wife's a bitch. You deserve each other.
momianajones 0
your wife is a genius! lol
ciarafox9 9
YDI clean up after yourself and she wouldn't have to do that! she might not enjoy the idea of wiping your shit off the toilet either !
robc32ca 4
gross...should be ex-wife... this is an indicator of deeper concern!
eissirk 2
I used to do that to my dad.
bigJ13626 0
thats y u flush da toilet twice
tayza249 20
I'm guessing you don't have water restrictions