Happy Mother's Day...?

Yea at least OP knows what present he's going to buy his mother now.

The day after Mothers Day...

That's the first time I see a coment here with these two words that got thumbs up.

Or a hairy shituation?

I see what you did there

Good point

You wouldn't necessarily have flooded the bathroom - the water may just have stayed high for some time. I think my toilet can hold two flushes. Would you really have continued flushing if you saw the water getting close to the top of the toilet?

OP may have a plunger but his girlfriend never asked to use it probably out of embarrassment.

OP said "since there was no plunger.."

"...in the room" that implies he has one in a different room.

That does not imply that there is one period. I mean where else would a plunger be, the living room?

It could be in another bathroom, some houses have more than one.

And that is why a plunger should be kept in every bathroom. People are often too embarrassed to ask for one. It was either the brush or her hands. Which would you prefer?

31- My family keeps the plunger in the garage..

I also keep my plunger in the garage. Why look at that ugly thing daily, when it's not needed?

And why leave it in the garage? By the time you run to grab it... Bye-bye bathroom floor..

You can get ones that have little cover up stands they sit in. Then you don't have to look at it but it is near by if needed.

Just beat me. Good work.

Great minds think alike.

Ooh so close #9, but I'm afraid somebody already made this comment. But thank you for playing, we have some lovely consolation prizes for you backstage.

Don't quit your day job.

Everyone's mentioning the dead cat!

Here comes jjmiller in third place. I'm sorry to tell you this but you're time here is done, please pack your things and see yourself to the door.